This is a discussion on ENIGMA2019 is a robot! 6500 posts! within the Awards forums, part of the Announcements category; Originally Posted by Scoobyscoob Oh, are you talking about the last time we chatted via PM? Yeah, a few things ...
A robot from Area 51 that is built to look like a sexy female human...
We are doomed.
Enigma INTP confirmed?
- You have a birthmark on your right breast that look like a second nipple and steals all the attention.
- When you were 17 years old you were into horror flicks and dreamed of becoming a scream queen, but your pitch wasn't high enough.
- Your summer camp name was The Nut Killer because you kept sharing peanut butter sandwiches with allergic kids.
- At 12 you thought you smoked weed but in reality you've just lit up actual weeds.
- Your favorite musical is the Rocky Horror Picture Show and you use a fat suit to dress as Eddie.
- You used to steal loose and replace your mom's jewelry all without her ever noticing.
- Your left thigh is twice as muscular as the right thigh, nobody knows why.
- You call your bellybutton Monika and pretend she's speaking in front of the mirror.
- You masturbate at work and then wipe the juice on the phones receivers.
- Your first blowjob was with a guy who had 3 testicles.