Originally Posted by AnneM For Rent! Cozy Little Cottage nestled in a beautiful well-tended garden in East Texas. Perfect for the intuitive man in the middle of an identity crisis! Free transportation! (Butterflies) Meals included! (Really just a lot of jalapeños, so you must like it spicy.) There are dinosaurs, but, shhhhhhh, they're not real. Security System! (St. Anthony will protect you if I come into the garden with any demonic ideas.) I am open to the idea of a timeshare, if you want to work that out amongst yourselves.