[AshOrLey]

You must be new around here

Jumps at the sight of a nostalgia-stricken face emerge from behind the dusty old curtain.

Notices I am in an ancient place only remembered in legend and lore. The smell of must...I hear the distant chime of twinkling laughs by children in the meadow of a time long, long ago.

Feels self conscious. This is not my place...I shall leave at once!

[Siggy]

Jumps at the sight of a nostalgia-stricken face emerge from behind the dusty old curtain.

Notices I am in an ancient place only remembered in legend and lore. The smell of must...I hear the distant chime of twinkling laughs by children in the meadow of a time long, long ago.

Feels self conscious. This is not my place...I shall leave at once!

Here are some brochures before you go. We have a Valentines day special going on right now. Our double and our single classic are ready to ship with a dozen roses.

[VinnieBob]

Here are some brochures before you go. We have a Valentines day special going on right now. Our double and our single classic are ready to ship with a dozen roses.

we also have a secret sex shop in the basement
pigs, goats, cows and a couple of humans
the sheep are off limits, we save those for the INTJ's

[Thomas60]

A classic sketch from spitting image

[Sugarpot]

A classic sketch from spitting image

That made my day...

[contradictionary]

Why bother with the possible profit margins from filths coming out of the boat just for the sake of enterpreneurial-ship?

Why not simply force the phlebs to visit the boat show every morning at least 10 minutes and put the decree banners everywhere: "more milk and honey or go boating!". It would boost national production of both products to global market leader level while still providing enough underachiever to run the boatshow full 24/7/365.

There, efficient, effective, clean.

Now, can i milk you, honey?

[AsfridrRik]

This thread went in a COMPLETELY different direction than expected, while still being completely plausible for ENTJs. I'm fucking dying.

Anyway. that execution? Completely inefficient. Unless it's a means of torturing for intel, then sure. But they're now useless and just need to die? Fuck it. Stab, shoot, or behead. Quick, easy clean-up, and no unnecessary resources wasted on the condemned.