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This is a discussion on Sh*t ENTJs Say within the ENTJ Forum - The Executives forums, part of the NT's Temperament Forum- The Intellects category; I dressed as a Sith Lord at work for Halloween, complete with red lightsaber, then went down to the IT ...

  1. #831
    ENTJ - The Executives

    I dressed as a Sith Lord at work for Halloween, complete with red lightsaber, then went down to the IT office on my floor, looking for duels. LOL

    Me, menacingly: I sense the presence of Jedi filth!

    IT worker: Nah, none of our nerds came in their regalia this year.

    Me (draws her lightsaber and eyes him coldly): You only prolong the inevitable. Reveal where they are hiding!

    IT worker, laughing: Seriously, they didn't. I'll put the word out to some of the other nerds scattered around the building, though.

    Me: ...

    Me (looks disgruntled, then laughs): This is a pain in the ass. Seriously, what do you have to do, to get a halfway decent duel around here?
    Last edited by Elistra; 10-31-2019 at 02:13 PM.
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  2. #832
    ENTJ - The Executives

    Many years ago, when my brother (ENTP) and I were kids...

    ENTP acts pissy and disgruntled.

    ENTJ rolls her eyes.

    ENTJ (to ENTP): What in the hell is the matter now?

    ENTP (sarcastic): Nothing! Everything's great, and I'm just a fucking whiner!

    ENTJ, laughing: Yeah, pretty much!

    ENTP stomps off.

  3. #833

    **takes off glasses**
    **massages temples**
    **puts glasses back on**
    **shoots you a look**
    **shakes head**
    **leaves room**

  4. #834
    ENTJ - The Executives

    Note: My mother lives in a small town (population is a bit over 4k) in eastern Kentucky

    Many years ago, talking to my brother (ENTP, eight years younger) who was still living at home with our parents. I had moved out years before, and was visiting. We were sitting on the front porch of our parents house, and he was cleaning his guns.

    ENTP: (rants about the lack of job opportunities in the area)
    ENTJ: Yeah, no shit. Why do you think I moved?
    ENTP: To get away from Mom?
    ENTJ: That too. But the jobs were another reason.
    ENTP: Where, though?
    ENTJ: If you're looking to stay in state... ok. (starts drawing a map in the air). This is Lexington, alright? This is Louisville. This is Frankfort. See the area, bounded by those three cities? That's the golden triangle, man. You need to get in or near the Triangle. Either that, or you're going to have to go north to Cincinnati, or far west to Paducah.
    ENTP: I don't want to fucking move to Paducah or Cincinnati.
    ENTJ: So try the triangle. And frankly, I don't know how you stand living here anyway. It's a little... how do I say this, backward? And that's an understatement.
    ENTP: Oh, it's not that bad...
    ENTJ: He says, as he sits on his front porch, cleaning his shotgun. Do you even see yourself? (rolls her eyes)
    ENTP: (blushes bright red) Shut up.

    Also years ago...

    ENTJ: When are you and Heather going to get married, or shack up, or something?
    ENTP: (blushes)
    ENTJ: Y'all have been dating nearly ten fucking years at this point. I didn't set the land speed record myself, god knows, but she ain't going to wait forever, man.

  5. #835

    "It's like this with any person independent of their title... There are lazy people and people that get their shit done. You don't correct lazy people by doing their work for them, you point out the issue and have them correct it. You create consequences. You teach them to do their job. If they don't get it or care to do it you fire them, you don't make people do their job for them. Regardless of title the rules are the same. Everyone is expendable if they don't do their job"

    Me on how we correct the issues with notation for our company lol.
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  6. #836
    ENTJ - The Executives

    "You know, this quarantine isn't bothering me at all. In fact, I am actively enjoying the lack of drama, stupidity, laziness, whining about stupid shit that doesn't matter, attention whoring, gossip, and all that. I think my misanthropy has finally surpassed my extraversion."
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  7. #837

    "Furloughing people sucks and I feel bad for the employees as humans, but honestly this is a good time to get better staff in here as there are many qualified people who want to work right now."

    "Other places will shut down as a result of this so in a way this will end up being good for our business, we just have to adapt to the changing environment and ride the wave under the regulations"

    "If you had asked me about the employee before hand I could have told you not to hire them, they're pretty much a trash employee, a toxic work cancer and I don't say that about many people. I know people who worked with them prior who said that once they left things improved. That is not the type of person we should have hired but at least we got rid of them quickly."

    "What kind of annoyed me is that they told me that I was in my head about this whole thing but then a week and a half later they ended up doing what I suggested. I am not in my head I am correcting issues as I see them come up."

  8. #838

    @Elistra , just wanted to give a shout out. I have ENTJ and ENTP siblings as well. Was nice when I became an adult and learned about MBTI. Explains a lot about why we're all so different, which I didn't get when we were younger.

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