I dressed as a Sith Lord at work for Halloween, complete with red lightsaber, then went down to the IT office on my floor, looking for duels. LOL
Me, menacingly: I sense the presence of Jedi filth!
IT worker: Nah, none of our nerds came in their regalia this year.
Me (draws her lightsaber and eyes him coldly): You only prolong the inevitable. Reveal where they are hiding!
IT worker, laughing: Seriously, they didn't. I'll put the word out to some of the other nerds scattered around the building, though.
Me (looks disgruntled, then laughs): This is a pain in the ass. Seriously, what do you have to do, to get a halfway decent duel around here?