A single..hmm.Why not a double?. You can sacrifice a very large person and have the entertainment last longer.
Let me do a bit of research before investing in this product. Found a warning label.
Warning: We are not responsible for any social repercussions the product might cause for yourself.
Please see quote attached.
Note due to increased seasonal demand fluctuations, a made-to-order charge on this model will apply between Dec 1 2017 - Mar 1 2018.
We can throw in the monogramming. I'm sure marketing would authorize a flower gift to their charge card for Weddings.
Thomas at Billing and Operations
What I plan on doing to all music.ly stars.^Quote:
“And the punishment of “sitting in the tub” saw the convicted person placed in a wooden tub with only their head sticking out. The executioner would then paint the victim’s face with milk and honey. Flies would begin to swarm around the victim’s nose and eyelids. The victim was also fed regularly and fairly soon, they would virtually be swimming in their own excrement.
At which stage maggots and worms would devour their body. One victim apparently survived for 17 days — he decayed alive.”
Aw come on. Itís for @Wellsy and @herinb .
I say we eat the cost. Gift it to them.
Iím sure it will be a hit at the reception and theyíll get a lot of requests to know where they got it. Free marketing. Itíll open up the Australian market for us.
Wellsyís INFP friends may be aghast at the sight of the thing, but herinb is an ENTJ. Think of all the contacts an ENTJ supernetworker like her has. Include a box of business cards with the shipment, ask that they be discretely placed near the tub. Itíll sell itself.
If they settle in Australia, we might offer herinb the Australian marketing rep position, or if they settle here, the US rep for whatever city they settle in.
Think bigger, Guys. :wink:
Business cards with 15% off your first order. At the very least, it will encourage browsing our fine products.
Why was this stickied