This is not a serious thread. I did see a serious thread in the INTP section asking how is it like to be an INTJ, which was the inspiration for this...
Maybe if I learn about quantum physics I' ll be able to explain the whole universe, the very small and the very big work in the same way. So somehow quantum physics and astronomy have to be related! *Has a mental orgasm thinking about the idea*, I should learn everything I can! *orders both quantum physics for dummies and astronomy for dummies* *Looks up prices of telescopes* *Expends rest of the day watching Cosmos neglecting other activities that require more immediate attention*.
(The next day)... Allright, I have a lot to do today, but I want to keep watching Cosmos... Maybe I can make a game: if I study everything I need to study for my real career (which is nothing related to physics or astronomy),clean the whole house, go to the supermarket, etc in 4 hours then I can watch three episodes, if I fail then if I can complete the rest in two hours I can watch one. *Does 70% of the required tasks in 5 hours, keeps watching the episodes anyway*.
(The next day) *The books arrive* Mehh, I don't feel like reading, but I do feel like taking the bike and exploring this unexplored path in the mountains in town ... how cool it must be! I need fresh air! ... but quantum physics/astronomy is my current project... fine, if I force myself to read one chapter then I can go on a bike tour *Actually accomplishes reading it*, *Goes for a bike tour*
*On the way there meets an acquaintance* _ "Hey, how are you?" _ "I' m good, I' m good, reading about quantum physics, because, you know, understanding the very small and the very big hold the secret of time travel and parallel universes...(plus some more blahbery about it) " _ Oh... Ok... how interesting, yeah".
*Comes home very tired*
Wife: "Hey, I was thinking of going to the supermarket and then to see uncle Roger, are you coming?
_ "Sure, what was I going to do anyway? (relaxing is NOT an option)"
*Goes to see uncle Roger (who was always deemed as boring an uninteresting)
_So, Roger, tell me, have you ever had a time experience?"
(One month later maybe I read 40% of the books, but SOMEDAY I' ll finish them, when I finish building this boat that I started later because imagine having your own boat! wouldn't that be cool?)