Ok, so I thought I'd give this a bash.
After having a wander through the ENTP section I noticed their (sticky) "confession thread", which they themselves got the idea for in the INTP section. A good one to read through for both humour and, sometimes, some insight. Our ESFJ section is a bit low on sticky threads, and this seems like a bit of a laugh if nothing else. So go on, post your confessions.
Since I've started I'll go first... bit of a pathetic one this I admit to start with:
I'm usually one of the first people in the office in the morning and I'll usually race to be first to the coffee machine to get a brew going. My colleagues think I'm being decent and helpful for doing this. Reality, I secretly think they are rubbish at measuring out the correct amount of coffee, and I want to ensure I enjoy my morning coffee at the strength I like it .