Top ten reasons why beer is better than religion

Top ten reasons why beer is better than religion

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    Top ten reasons why beer is better than religion

    10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

    9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

    8. Beer has never caused a major war.

    7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

    6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

    5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

    4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

    3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

    2. You can prove you have a Beer.

    1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help.
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    Heh, IBEATYOU. I posted this a long time ago.

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    Haha, this is funny :)

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    Beer does not care if you drink another brand...
    Beer has no expectations.. Religion on the other hand....

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    Quote Originally Posted by efromm View Post
    Beer has no expectations...
    Hehe, that made me lol.

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    Beer causes drunkenness and I, personally, have seen more evil as a result of intoxication than religion.
    Bunker Man thanked this post.

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    Beer does not value morals.

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    Beer won't save your soul if there is actually such a thing as spiritual damnation. How many men beat women because they're drunk, or a person gets behind the wheel and unintentionally kills someone else because of the influence of alcohol? I would rather have a Mormon come knocking on my door...and I'm not Mormon.

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    Beer causes war. Look what Bush did!
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    How many people make orphans of children over religion?


     
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