Do you know what's boring? The forum. Boring, goring, zoring, loring, doring, noring, foring - why haven't any of you made any interesting threads?
The forum has become incredibly lifeless lately because people keeping making boring threads with topics that are neither interesting or worthwhile to post a response too. What happened to all the controversial threads? What happened to all the fun threads? All you Fs stop being so damn polite with everybody and start getting obnoxious and inconsiderate! Everybody just run wild and post the craziest threads you can find on the absurd, whimsical, and blood boiling subjects you can find! Let's all pitch in to revive the forum before it collapses further into the doldrums!
A prize will go to the one who can tell me what show I borroed the title and opening sentence from.