[ShadowPlay]

The name says it all:

You ask a stupid question, you can expect a stupid answer.

The perfect thread for all those questions you've never asked for fear of looking stupid!

Only it'll be the other way around because you'll be giving a stupid answer first to the poster above.

To kick start it:

Why do people bother going to sleep, when they're just going to wake up again?

[MissJordan]

Because the world sucks and sleep means people from having to tolerate it just a little less.

Why can't we all just get along?

[ShadowPlay]

Because someone has to be the best at everything and it can't be just one person.

If Shakespear knew Brutus was plotting to stab Julius, why didn't he stop him?

[MissJordan]

Because Shakespeare hated how Caeser's red shoes clashed with his toga.

Why would a woodchuck ever want to know how to chuck wood?

[ShadowPlay]

Because chucking wood is a very important factor for improving mathematics, Norrisism, and tongue-twisting abilities.

If I'm a Pisces, what can I do to attract fire signs?

[Angelic Gardevoir]

1. Get a metal sign.
2. Cover it in paper.
3. Set the paper on fire.
4. Get a huge electromagnet.
5. ???
6. PROFIT!!!

Why are internet memes funny?

[ShadowPlay]

Because it's almost semen spelt backwards.

Do you think teh friendly mushroom in @Angelic Gardevoir 's is siggy happy because he's a cannibal?

[Angelic Gardevoir]

Most definitely. Why else would Tenma be scared?

Is Carmen Sandiego in your bathroom?

[ShadowPlay]

Maybe, I can't see here. She could be hiding in a vortex or something.

What is this thread not picking up? :( I thought it would be easy to be stupid!

[MissJordan]

Because you can't rely on people, ever.

Did the Americans really kill Osama?