@Promethea, you forgot the hourglass category from the first article.
I really like the idea behind the thread. The system below is my favorite and has been since I discovered it; rather than assessing women based on fat, it assesses them based on bone structure, which will never change, though it acknowledges that fat gain can change one's shape. The site also does quite a bit on body proportions, showing how being short in a certain measurement leads to more weight gain there (except for some of us weird ones).
X (low-hip hourglass)
8 (high-hip hourglass)
V (inverted triangle)