This is a discussion on INFJ Random Thoughts Thread within the INFJ Forum - The Protectors forums, part of the NF's Temperament Forum- The Dreamers category; Originally Posted by warweasel @ Halcyon ... birthday wishes are due, apparently. So... happy birthday, young minion! Thank you! *hugs ...
So, I just looked at a Star Wars personality chart and found out that I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi, the girl I somewhat have an interest in is Wicket, my two best friends are Luke and Chewbacca, one of my sisters is C-3PO, my brother is Palpatine, and my dad... is Jar Jar Binks. All so interesting...
Life can change so quickly. In the blink of an eye.
I haven't felt like eating much yet I'm starving all the time. I'm so thirsty yet I can't make myself drink much.
Each second drags on like minutes, minutes like hours and hours like days.
I'm here. I am really. But don't look for me because I'm over there.
*breathes in deeply*
Two of my friends posted a picture on Facebook within minutes of each other.
"Sharks kill 10 humans per year.
Humans kill 11,000 sharks PER HOUR. Stop the killing."
So I did some quick calculations and that's roughly 96 million sharks killed every year. Maybe that's why there's so little attacks on humans you fucking idiots. What do you realistically think is going to happen when the shark population grows by 96 million every year?
Epic music for finishing school on Friday! This music just started playing on Pandora as I was finishing school...
Andy Rooney's thoughts on women over forty:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over forty most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over forty will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?” She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over forty doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it’s usually something more interesting.
A woman over forty knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of forty give a hoot what you might think about her or what she’s doing.
Women over forty are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated.
A woman over forty has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. Women over forty couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over forty. They always know.
A woman over forty looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over forty is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over forty for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of forty-plus, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some twenty-two-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free,” here’s an update for you. Now 80 percent of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
I'm only 27 and all, but thought this was worth sharing and might possibly apply.... some day!
HUGS all PerC!