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This is a discussion on A Game of Bones (Terrible Halloween Puns) within the INFP Forum - The Idealists forums, part of the NF's Temperament Forum- The Dreamers category; Halloween is coming. Treat me to some deliciously terrible Halloween puns/jokes. The absolute worst pun will have the honor of ...

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    INFP - The Idealists

    A Game of Bones (Terrible Halloween Puns)

    Halloween is coming.



    Treat me to some deliciously terrible Halloween puns/jokes.

    The absolute worst pun will have the honor of being written in blood, burnt, and then scattered over the puddle in the parking lot by Old Woman Josie's.

    Why did the arachnophobe break up with his girlfriend? He spied-er with another man.
    Why did the ghosts kick the vampire out of their house? He wouldn't stop coffin', and they needed their boo-ty sleep.

    If you hate puns, then I'm sorry.



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    Sadly I have no worthy puns so will just leave these halloween kitties stirring the cauldron, it may cook up more puns...hehe

    mrow...

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    I'll post the first batch I came up with again to start off...



    What kind of potion did the cranky witches make? A bitchy brew.

    Why did the werewolf go to Las Vegas? For a howling good time.

    What is Frakenstein's favorite way to make potatoes? Monster Mashed



    Here's a couple more...



    Why does the prince of Egypt never phone home? He has a terrible Mummy.

    Why was Dracula never allowed to play sports? Because he sucked.

    Why did the ghost enjoy watching Dragon Ball Z? Because of Maijin Boo!

    Why did the Reaper go see a doctor? He was feeling rather Grim.




    I'll come back with some more in a bit.
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    This one isn't mine, but I can let this thread die...

    What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
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    Why is October a bad time take antidepressants? Because they have to Halloween you off of them!

    What's the best food to eat on Halloween? Ghoulash!
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    INFP - The Idealists



    Not original:
    Dracula "Come pick me up, I've had too many bloody mary's"

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    INTP - The Thinkers

    This is amazing. You're all so beautiful.
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    INTP - The Thinkers

    All of these I just came up with on the spot. (except the chicken one of which I heard long ago)

    Why do vampires never use sarcasm? Because they're always dead serious.
    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Other-side.
    Why don't skeletons go to aquatic parks? They prefer to stay bone-dry.
    Why was the were wolf lonely? All of the other's were dogging on him all of the time. (He perfured for them to stop, but the pawbably didn't care. It was a hairy situation.)
    What cut of meat are vampires afraid of? Steaks.
    The scarecrow greeted his scarecrow wife, "Hay pumpkin."

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    I'm going batty trying to think of more...

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    INFP - The Idealists

    These puns are very candy corny. *nods*

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    INFJ - The Protectors

    The skeleton was in a terrible accident and the doctors had to notify his next-of-pumpkin.


     
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