Halloween is coming.
Treat me to some deliciously terrible Halloween puns/jokes.
The absolute worst pun will have the honor of being written in blood, burnt, and then scattered over the puddle in the parking lot by Old Woman Josie's.
Why did the arachnophobe break up with his girlfriend? He spied-er with another man.
Why did the ghosts kick the vampire out of their house? He wouldn't stop coffin', and they needed their boo-ty sleep.
If you hate puns, then I'm sorry.