[INFP] Quote of a lifetime..I wanna hear your funniest, sickest, and just wrong quotes

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This is a discussion on Quote of a lifetime..I wanna hear your funniest, sickest, and just wrong quotes within the INFP Forum - The Idealists forums, part of the NF's Temperament Forum- The Dreamers category; Since I started this I'll go first. Quote of a lifetime When you laugh, I laugh When you cry, I ...

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    INFP - The Idealists

    Quote of a lifetime..I wanna hear your funniest, sickest, and just wrong quotes

    Since I started this I'll go first.


    Quote of a lifetime

    When you laugh, I laugh
    When you cry, I cry
    When you smile, I smile
    When you jump off a bridge
    I'm sure gonna miss ya.........
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    ENTP - The Visionaries

    I'll take a shot from various categories.

    What does a woman do when she gets out of the battered women's shelter?
    The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

    What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor?
    An erection.

    Jesus walks into a hotel and throws three nails on the counter. "Can you put me up for the night?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by dilbuck32 View Post
    Jesus walks into a hotel and throws three nails on the counter. "Can you put me up for the night?"
    Wow...
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    INFP - The Idealists

    You did well my friend, I laughed so hard, I almost peed. Very funny.........:)

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    INFP - The Idealists

    I might regret posting this but:
    What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
    Choked.
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    My ex girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess. So I got her drunk, put her in a car and crashed it into a wall.
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    True story.

    My friend Roger has come into a large inheritance, and his lawyer recommended putting up cameras in every room.

    This is to provide you protection against women filing lawsuits claiming that they've been raped, the lawyer said.

    I said to Roger, what if you do rape one?
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    INFP - The Idealists

    Prepare your anus... Going in dry.
    http://media.giphy.com/media/taBYVegUszdO8/giphy.gif

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    INFP - The Idealists

    Back in the nurse school, I had one classmate whom I didn't like at all. Let's call him Andrew. He was simple, alpha, very close-minded and full of energy. Conservative christian from Russia, who believes in "tough love". He was studying to become EMT. Jock-type of guy, who acts and speaks before he thinks. He had a habit of doing push-ups in the middle of school alleys and kissing his biceps in front of the mirror. And he was always with a self-content smile.

    So, once at the end of our class, our teacher asked a question about our students in our class.

    Teacher: "If one of your classmates would be in news in the near-future, what would be the topic of the news? Let's take Andrew, for example."

    Me: "Malpractice resulted in death of six patients."
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    INFP - The Idealists

    Quote Originally Posted by MessrMoony View Post
    I might regret posting this but:
    What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
    Choked.
    That's epic.....!!!!


     
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