Me randomly meeting an extraverted friend of mine I haven't talked to in a long time:
Friend: "Oh my God hi! Long time no seen!"
Me: How did she recognize me?? We haven't seen eachother in a year and I'm looking so different now!! Erm, I should say something... Erm, oh, yeah I know: "Hi."
Friend: "So how have you been?"
Me: Seriously?? I'm not in the mood for smalltalk, I don't want to be all drained for the rest of the day. Oh, now I wish I was home reading a nice book... I am feeling so drained already!! Ugh the socialness, I can't stand it! Shit, is this silence becoming awkward?? Uhm... what am I going to say... "uhm..." Come on, you can do it!! I am looking like an absolute freak right now!! SAY SOMETHING!! "I'm ok, uhm, this year was quite good" There we go. Let's pray she's getting bored of me. Just walk away. Please?
Friend: "Uhm, ok if you say so... Listen I really need to go, I have to meet some people later. Nice seeing you again! Bye!"
Me: Finally!! Ahh I'm so tired!! I'm going to have to hide under my bed in complete darkness for a week to recover from that!! I should say good bye, just to be polite... Hang on where is she? Shit, she walked away... Now she's going to think I hate her and that I am a freak... Well, who cares anyways. One less relationship to take care of.