Anyway, she told me to get it fixed. Then, in one of those rare moments when I accidentally say the right thing, the following conversation took place.
SL4289: You know, there are easier ways of talking to me.
Trooper lady: (already walking back to car) There would be if you'd call that number I gave you (gets in car, drives away).
I think I'm being aggressively pursued by a woman with a badge and a gun.