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    INTJ - The Scientists

    Customer: "It's a knot, it is heavier!
    Maybe she's saying that her job will get heavier.


    I like this thread, another! *slamming a mug to the floor*
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  2. #112
    ENTJ - The Executives

    Quote Originally Posted by Hikikomori View Post
    Another installment:

    ESFP mother: How are you?
    Me: Havenít we been over this already?
    ESFP: No, I havenít seen you today.
    Me: I meant constantly asking me how I am whenever you see me.
    ESFP: I want to know.
    Me: Do you really think Iíd tell you how Iím actually doing?
    ESFP: Yes *noticeably offended.*
    Me: No *walks away.*
    aw - she really means well, knowing an ESFP mother of an ENTJ and INTJ. give her a morsel and you'll make her day. (if you're not too self-absorbed/focused)

  3. #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tea Path View Post
    aw - she really means well, knowing an ESFP mother of an ENTJ and INTJ. give her a morsel and you'll make her day. (if you're not too self-absorbed/focused)
    I would give her a 'morsel' if she didn't continually ask me something so inane.

  4. #114
    ENTJ - The Executives

    Quote Originally Posted by Hikikomori View Post
    I would give her a 'morsel' if she didn't continually ask me something so inane.
    takes a bite and then takes more.

    My ESFJ mother was constantly on me to call my friends. A couple of decades later, I almost have her trained.

    silly/evil thought: record yourself saying something acceptable and play it!
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  5. #115

    Quote Originally Posted by Hikikomori View Post
    I would give her a 'morsel' if she didn't continually ask me something so inane.
    She's saying 'I wish you still liked me/felt like talking to me.' You sound like you're saying 'I don't.'

    INTJ mom who once had a probably-INTJ teen.
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  6. #116
    INTJ - The Scientists


    Quote Originally Posted by knittigan View Post
    INTP roommate: "My cousin is writing a dick detox blog and she's like 'OH EM GEE, THIS IS GONNA BE UNCENSORED!!!11!!' And I'm like 'Honey, this is the very tip of vanilla, you don't even know.'"
    INTJ: "LOLOLOLOL I love that moment when you realise that you have a kinkier sex life by yourself than someone who has had scores of sexual partners. I swear to God that I was more perverse than 99% of the people I knew when I was a virgin."
    INTP roommate: "Fucking best."
    A dick detox blog? So it's a blog about not having sex?


    That's something to brag about these days?

  7. #117
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Quote Originally Posted by MissJordan View Post
    A dick detox blog? So it's a blog about not having sex?


    That's something to brag about these days?
    Considering about high rate of underage sex and pregnancy, perhaps.
    Someone who's still virgin at their late teenage years are considered as endangered species...

  8. #118
    INTP - The Thinkers

    Quote Originally Posted by Lughna View Post
    On an almost daily basis I am confused (and amused) by certain conversations I have with others. I suspect I'm not alone. Please post examples (and the other person's MBTI) if you have them - if not the exact words then the general gist.

    Here is one from today:


    ISFJ: X's house was broken into yesterday and they stole her TV. I'm sure she'll want to move now, which is such a pity cause her house is so perfect.

    Me: Does she have an alarm?

    ISFJ: I don't think so. Plenty of people over there don't have them. I'm sure she'll end up moving.

    Me: Or she could just get an alarm...

    ISFJ: But she won't want to live there now that someone's broken in. Especially because she's elderly and alone.

    Me: But she is no more or less likely to get broken into when she moves than she is now.

    ISFJ: It's awful and she's older and has to live by herself. I'm sure she'll move.

    Me: She'll still be living by herself if she moves...

    ISFJ: I can't talk to you. Why are you so difficult to talk to?

    But what about the bad memories that haunt the house now?! ;3

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    This one time, my husband (ISTJ) were sitting at the table having breakfast. We were both really tired.
    Husband (yawns in a highpitched voice): "Gooorooooooooo." (and adds in a girly tone): "Not even my battle cry helps."
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    Convos just now at a coffee shop:

    Sister: oh, I told Friend why we have a "buffer room" between our bedrooms ;) (we live in a 3br house with just 2 of us and happened to choose the two bedrooms on either end of the hall and left the middle one empty)
    Me: oh yeah..all those male prostitutes you hire, I can't stand all the wild sex sounds!
    Sister: yah, why do you think I'm broke?
    Friend: I wouldn't have bought your coffee if I knew THAT'S where your money went!

    ---
    Friend: ..and she looked like a character from a Dr.Seuss novel!
    *awkward pause where my sister and I catch each other's eye*
    Sister: NOVEL??!
    *all dying laughing*
    Me:*hoity-toity voice* at my next book club meeting, we're reading and discussing the life and times of the Cat in the Hat.
    Friend: *semi-embarrassed and trying to joke along* Hey, I read the complete works of one Dr.Seuss..it was 12 pages long. Novel. :p
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