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    Me: Imagine an alternate universe where you were actually a girl instead of a guy. What would you be like?
    ESFP friend: I'd be a slut.

  2. #2042
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Overheard this conversation today between my would be sister-in-law and my would be mother-in-law...

    SIL: Mom, I just don't understand why you choose to believe in the Catholic Church <blah blah blah about pedophiles and all the usual arguments against the Catholic Church and how their morals are inconsistent and the Church is just a patriarchy that demeans and devalues women>

    MIL: But it's in the Bible.

    SIL: Don't you think that if we were an advance society looking back on us, we'd think we' were crazy? I mean look at how we view the ancient Greeks and Romans.

    MIL: But they all believe in more than one god. There is only one God.

    SIL: How do you know that?

    MIL: It's in the bible.

    SIL: It could be a complete fiction. People write things all the time that aren't true that they claim is true.

    MIL: Well...I'm done with this. Subject change. Have you ever had lefsa?

    Me thinking: While I agree with everything SIL said, I know better than to try to convince MIL to give up her religion of 70+ years, and frankly, if that makes MIL feel good about life I've got no business messing up her remaining years. She's allowed to believe what she wants to believe, just like I'd want the same respect to believe what I want to believe. Yep, not touching this conversation with a 40 foot pole.

  3. #2043

    New Year's Eve at INTJ friend's house:

    ENFJ: INTJ, have you ever been on a cruise?
    INTJ: I like the river cruises. You glide along on the water and if you've got your binoculars, you can look into people's houses. *troll face*
    ENFJ: :| ?
    INTJ: I've done the Russian one and the Nile. The Nile was more sexually stimulating, they are less repressed there. *troll face*
    ENFJ: :| ?
    husband and me: LOL LOL LOL

    a guest: Let's all thank INTJ and [wife], and [wife] and INTJ, and INTJ and [wife]
    wife: Yes, INTJ forgets me a lot of the time.
    INTJ: I thank you all from the bottom of my heart and from [wife's] bottom, as well.
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  4. #2044
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Went to an awesome retirement/birthday party for a good friend on the 30th. Open bar, everyone was plastered, pretty interesting dynamic and people watching (I don't drink). Most people at the party are introverts, which was also pretty amusing and nice not to be the most awkward person there. Anyway a big shot from the company crashes the party (!) with his wife (! X2).

    Him, introducing me to his wife: And this is Jenny. She is is a wise-ass.
    Me, smiling: Because I say it how it is?
    Him: Nah, it's a little bit more than that. *turns to wife with a grin* Wait, you'll see...
    Me: *!?*

    I guess I ought to feel bad about being introduced as a wise-ass, but sadly, I take it as a compliment.

    Just a couple of minutes later, not even sure what I said, he turns to his wife again and says "See!?" Good to know that I'm amusing.... :-/
    Last edited by Swede; 01-01-2015 at 11:29 PM.
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  5. #2045
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Earlier this year, a coworker was diagnosed with breast cancer and had, among other treatments, a double mastectomy.
    Her office mate, S, and I are really good friends, so I pop into her office from time to time to check up on how D is doing.

    Me: "So heard anything from D lately? How's she holding up?"
    S: "Yeah I just talked with her on the phone yesterday and she is super excited."
    Me: "Great to hear! What is she so excited about?"
    S: "Because she just found out that they will use fat sucked from her booty and belly to reconstruct her boobs. So she's getting a liposuction AND a boob job."
    *both of us laughing loudly*

    I just love this lady's (D's) attitude! If anyone can beat cancer, it's her!
    Last edited by Swede; 01-01-2015 at 11:33 PM.
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    INTJ - The Scientists

    INTJs always hurt people's feelings without meaning to.

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    INTJ - The Scientists

    '' Who doesn't appreciate life, doesn't deserve life. ''

  8. #2048

    Years ago in Germany.

    Nutty (male) ENFJ professor arrives late with assistant.
    ENFJ to assistant: Should we get undressed first? [he meant should they take their coats off]
    Me to (female) INTP class mate: Did you hear how he asked 'Should we get undressed?'
    INTP, drily, as if replying to prof: No, you can just open your fly, that works, too.
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  9. #2049
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Drinking some damn hot tea with my mother.
    Mother: Didn't I teach you how to drink tea from a cup? Why are you drinking from the handle instead of the side?
    Me: Actually I'm drinking from all around the cup
    Mother: What is wrong with you?
    Me: well the side of the cup is cooler so when you tilt the cup to drink the tea transmits heat to wider and not hot surface so it get warm and I can drinking without waiting...
    *mother stops listening*
    Me: ... and the awesome thing is that you can repeat this aaaaall around the cup.
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  10. #2050
    Unknown Personality

    How to kick shut the door on Grammar Nazis

    grammar nazi.JPG

    This person is both mean and silly. Wow... hahahaha. Either way, grammar nazi deserved it
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