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This is a discussion on Excerpts from everyday conversation within the INTJ Forum - The Scientists forums, part of the NT's Temperament Forum- The Intellects category; Originally Posted by Green Girl I actually found myself playing your mom's part with my 27-year-old son the other day. ...

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    ENTJ - The Executives

    Quote Originally Posted by Green Girl View Post
    I actually found myself playing your mom's part with my 27-year-old son the other day. I caught myself before it got quite so far, though. Be kind. You hit menopause age, and your hormones look around for the grandchildren and there are no grandchildren and nobody is doing anything about it! Are all my genes going to waste? Get with it, offspring, and reproduce!
    im scared of the day my mom goes this route............ if there is a god somewhere please help me in that moment
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  2. #2872
    INTJ - The Scientists

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  3. #2873
    INTJ - The Scientists

    At a Police Station interview with a client...

    Me: Okay. So based on the evidence against you and your instructions to me, I am going to advise you to exercise your right to remain silent and answer "no comment" to all questions.

    Client: Yeah, that sounds like the best course of action. No comment to all questions. Right.

    *explains implications of that course of action and client understands and accepts advice*

    *Interview*

    Police Officer: So you stole a sandwich, a can of Coke and a packet of crisps...

    Client: No comment.

    Police Officer: Why did you steal these items?

    Client: Because I was hungry.

    *Police Officer and I look at each other*

    Me: *refrains from banging head on desk*
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  4. #2874
    INTJ - The Scientists

    He: "Those who can't make clothes, make underarmour. He probably underarmoured the armourdillo that was underarmouring the road."

    Talking about people-watching with hubs over our chicken curry. I mean what the--
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    So, my girlfriend loves songs with an overdose of sugar :P

    gf: Listen to this song, it's so nice
    me: *listens 15 seconds*
    me: too sweet :P
    gf: boo. you need to join the sweet side
    me: I'm happy here on my side
    me: which I suppose is the zero sugar side
    gf: join the sugar side, we have kisses :D
    me: now you're speaking my language^^
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    bf: *goes on for 10 messages about politics*
    me: *wakes up and drowsy*
    bf: *mentions young justice*
    me: YIU CNRt WAETCH YOUNG JUSTICE WITHOUT ME

    and then i crashed and i wake up more than once over and over and all i ever send him is "baby iM HERE" each time until i fully wake up at 12 pm

    this is basically how our mornings go every day
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  7. #2877
    INTJ - The Scientists

    *comes downstairs to fake friendly
    Nosy Asshole Uncle: What are you doing?(condescending you're in your room tone)
    Me: Working on a paper. (the same one I've been griping all day)
    NAU: (Rhetorically condescending) You're working on a paper.... you're a student now?
    Me: No.
    Friend: On what
    Me: Economical prospects of European countries in the early 19th century
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    ESFP coworker: I just can't seem to save money no matter how hard I try... as soon as my I get my paycheck it disappears until the next one...
    Me: Why don't you just not spend money on stuff you don't need? I always set money goals for myself and I never let myself fall below that amount.
    Her: I know but it's not like I'm going out buying random things. It all goes to bills and stuff like that.
    Me: Oh.. Okay... well I used to just put 10% aside from every paycheck at least and I wouldn't spend it no matter what. That's how I started off and it got easier from there.
    Her: That's a good idea. I wish that was realistic for me... I have to pay all my bills.

    Next week...


    Her: OMG cute boots!
    Me: Oh thanks, I got them on sale at _____.
    Her: WOW I GET PAID TODAY! I'm gonna go during break.
    Me. ............??
    Her: (comes back from break) Yeah so I just bought 4 pairs.
    Me: so you just spent basically half of your paycheck?

    Next week...

    Her: I'm so broke
    Me:
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  9. #2879

    Quote Originally Posted by Alles_Paletti View Post
    So, my girlfriend loves songs with an overdose of sugar :P

    gf: Listen to this song, it's so nice
    me: *listens 15 seconds*
    me: too sweet :P
    gf: boo. you need to join the sweet side
    me: I'm happy here on my side
    me: which I suppose is the zero sugar side
    gf: join the sugar side, we have kisses :D
    me: now you're speaking my language^^
    ouw my gawd the sugar is pouring in the cyber space but the last bits are too adorable.
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