This is a discussion on Excerpts from everyday conversation within the INTJ Forum - The Scientists forums, part of the NT's Temperament Forum- The Intellects category; Originally Posted by Green Girl I actually found myself playing your mom's part with my 27-year-old son the other day. ...
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At a Police Station interview with a client...
Me: Okay. So based on the evidence against you and your instructions to me, I am going to advise you to exercise your right to remain silent and answer "no comment" to all questions.
Client: Yeah, that sounds like the best course of action. No comment to all questions. Right.
*explains implications of that course of action and client understands and accepts advice*
Police Officer: So you stole a sandwich, a can of Coke and a packet of crisps...
Client: No comment.
Police Officer: Why did you steal these items?
Client: Because I was hungry.
*Police Officer and I look at each other*
Me: *refrains from banging head on desk*
He: "Those who can't make clothes, make underarmour. He probably underarmoured the armourdillo that was underarmouring the road."
Talking about people-watching with hubs over our chicken curry. I mean what the--
So, my girlfriend loves songs with an overdose of sugar :P
gf: Listen to this song, it's so nice
me: *listens 15 seconds*
me: too sweet :P
gf: boo. you need to join the sweet side
me: I'm happy here on my side
me: which I suppose is the zero sugar side
gf: join the sugar side, we have kisses :D
me: now you're speaking my language^^
bf: *goes on for 10 messages about politics*
me: *wakes up and drowsy*
bf: *mentions young justice*
me: YIU CNRt WAETCH YOUNG JUSTICE WITHOUT ME
and then i crashed and i wake up more than once over and over and all i ever send him is "baby iM HERE" each time until i fully wake up at 12 pm
this is basically how our mornings go every day
*comes downstairs to fake friendly
Nosy Asshole Uncle: What are you doing?(condescending you're in your room tone)
Me: Working on a paper. (the same one I've been griping all day)
NAU: (Rhetorically condescending) You're working on a paper.... you're a student now?
Friend: On what
Me: Economical prospects of European countries in the early 19th century
ESFP coworker: I just can't seem to save money no matter how hard I try... as soon as my I get my paycheck it disappears until the next one...
Me: Why don't you just not spend money on stuff you don't need? I always set money goals for myself and I never let myself fall below that amount.
Her: I know but it's not like I'm going out buying random things. It all goes to bills and stuff like that.
Me: Oh.. Okay... well I used to just put 10% aside from every paycheck at least and I wouldn't spend it no matter what. That's how I started off and it got easier from there.
Her: That's a good idea. I wish that was realistic for me... I have to pay all my bills.
Her: OMG cute boots!
Me: Oh thanks, I got them on sale at _____.
Her: WOW I GET PAID TODAY! I'm gonna go during break.
Her: (comes back from break) Yeah so I just bought 4 pairs.
Me: so you just spent basically half of your paycheck?
Her: I'm so broke
Rinse and repeat.