INTJ: I think you're an edgy smartass. With emphasis on 'ass'.
Me: I know you're into male butts.
INTJ: And I knew you were going to make some sort of joke like that.
Me: How can I be a smartass if I'm this predictable?
INTJ: Why would predictability take from being a smartass?
Me: Because a smartass is known for pulling things out of thin air, and it's not thin air if anyone can see it?
INTJ: I would say a smartass tries to get his way through illegitimate or deceitful means, but an ass can only be so smart no wonder you got caught.
Me: A thief who confesses in fact confesses or does he get caught?
INTJ: Wow so wise, this is incredible.... I can't see, this is too much light.
Me: Do you have a light bulb up your ass?
INTJ: Very witty.