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This is a discussion on Excerpts from everyday conversation within the INTJ Forum - The Scientists forums, part of the NT's Temperament Forum- The Intellects category; INTJ: I think you're an edgy smartass. With emphasis on 'ass'. Me: I know you're into male butts. INTJ: And ...

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    ENTJ


    INTJ: I think you're an edgy smartass. With emphasis on 'ass'.
    Me: I know you're into male butts.
    INTJ: And I knew you were going to make some sort of joke like that.
    Me: How can I be a smartass if I'm this predictable?
    INTJ: Why would predictability take from being a smartass?
    Me: Because a smartass is known for pulling things out of thin air, and it's not thin air if anyone can see it?
    INTJ: I would say a smartass tries to get his way through illegitimate or deceitful means, but an ass can only be so smart no wonder you got caught.
    Me: A thief who confesses in fact confesses or does he get caught?
    INTJ: Wow so wise, this is incredible.... I can't see, this is too much light.
    Me: Do you have a light bulb up your ass?
    INTJ: Very witty.
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    Me: I bought some fancy clothes to celebrate your admission so you better hurry up and get in that school.
    Entp (best friend): I wish... I'll be trying my best, but I'm afraid...
    Me: Well, don't sweat it much. I bought some black clothes too.
    Entp: Thanks. We'll be drinking in case I'll need to drown my sorrow? Now knowing you I'm only scared you'll let me drown to my death.
    Me: At least this way we'll get rid of the wreck.
    Entp: Prick! (as she started laughing)

  3. #3373
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    My mom, after reading news about a woman who pretended to be blind for 28 years in order to avoid greeting people on the streets: "Isn't that crazy? Who would pretend to be blind just to avoid talking to people?"
    Me: "Yeah... crazy..."
    Me thinking: "Damn, I should've thought of that before."
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    INTJ: *shows drawing*
    INFP: Why are there stars on his face??
    INTJ: Dunno, 'cuz he's INFP.
    INFP: I'm an INFP and I don't have stars on my face!
    INTJ: But you want, don't you?
    INFP:*nods while laughing*
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  5. #3375

    Real footage of the xNFx trying to communicate with the xNTx in eNTglish with thick eNFglish accent:

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  6. #3376
    INTJ

    intj dad looking at laptop at mall
    me: dad, our laptop is lagging, THIS laptop can last us AT LEAST 5 years with a 4GB ram upgrade!

    *laptop magically appears on study table the next day with 4GB ram upgrade and extended 5 yr warranty.
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    The following is a real, genuine conversation with what I'm now almost completely certain is an ENFJ:
     
    We were talking about our ACT scores (I'm retaking it tomorrow) and I was saying that my math score is hovering right around 33-34 and that I wanted to boost it so I could get a 35 composite. Because his math score was bad, he perceived this as me bragging and being condescending. Enter:



    In true ENFJ fashion he ignored me for about ten minutes and then ~forgave me~.
    Last edited by isn't anything; 06-09-2017 at 01:49 PM.
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  8. #3378

    carl jung couldn't understand math either. he said algebra caused him moral outrage, in fact.

    just saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by isn't anything View Post
    The following is a real, genuine conversation with what I'm now almost completely certain is an ENFJ:
     
    We were talking about our ACT scores (I'm retaking it tomorrow) and I was saying that my math score is hovering right around 33-34 and that I wanted to boost it so I could get a 35 composite. Because his math score was bad, he perceived this as me bragging and being condescending. Enter:



    In true ENFJ fashion he ignored me for about ten minutes and then ~forgave me~.
    My ENFJ friend is sort of similar. She gets super touchy about anything to do with intelligence or standardized testing. She actually said something similar about her math ACT. I think she's just salty and insecure because she's objectively less intelligent than her 3-4 closest friends (including myself). She's still really smart. She seemed to think her equivalent ACT score after retaking made her as smart as me for scoring that the first time without studying.

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    Thursday evening at work

    INTJ: Let’s call it a day, shall we?! Good nite everyone!
    ISTJ: Hey, I was given this but I’m not really hungry. Perhaps you might like it [hands take-out meal]
    INTJ: Oh, thanks! [looks inside the container] I think I’ll have as breakfast

    Friday morning. Everybody is exchanging greetings. INTJ suddenly finds himself surrounded by several female co-workers (the aforementioned ISTJ, an ISFJ, an ISTP and an ESTP)

    INTJ: Morning everyone! [looks at ISTJ] Oh and BTW, thanks for the breakfast, it was delish! You’re far too kind
    ISTJ: You’re welcome. I’m glad you liked…
    ESTP: Huh?
    INTJ: Yeah, well… what’s not to like about scrambled eggs and beef sausage?
    ISTP: She made you breakfast?
    INTJ: I really don’t know if she made it but…
    ISFJ: [drops jaw] Now everything makes sense! Is that why the two of you arrived at the same time?
    INTJ: What? That’s insane
    ISFJ: [giggles] It’s not insane, its natural, LOL
    INTJ: Are you implying…?
    ESTP: We’re not implying anything… You just confessed
    ISTP: Freudian slip, anyone?
    ISFJ: There’s nothing to be ashamed of
    INTJ:
    Well, the thing is that [explains the whole story] And that’s exactly how it happened!
    ESTP: So, basically… one thing lead to another, right?
    INTJ: No!
    ISTJ: Yes!
    INTJ: [face-palm]
    ESTP, ISTP and ISFJ: LOL


     
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