Us and the squad together out eating lunch after church one day:
ESFP: So INTP, when are we meeting your gf? :3
INTP: Idk, we still haven't told her parents that we're dating.
INFJ: But why not?
INTP: Well her dad is kinda a strong personality and doesn't want his daughter dating anyone and so I don't know how I'm gonna approach him yet..
INTJ bro: *looks up from taking a photo of his hibachi* Okay see what you do. You roll up to her crib. You go inside the house. You take an arm around her. You look at her dad. And you say *beats his chest* Soy papi, now.
ISFJ who-hates-the-daddy-kink: *from alll the day down the table who was in another conversation* WHAT DID HE JUST SAY.
aLSO. Not directly INTJ but involves INTJ.
After some time in the group chat I keep seeing minor conflict concerning nicknames? Idk. So I try to clarify this irl.
Me: *to ESFP* so what's this new beef you have with my brother again?
ESFP: he doesn't like nicknames yet he uses them on certain people and not on others.
Me: Wait I thought you didn't like nicknames
ESFP: No, I do. It's him who doesn't like them.
Me: Oh, so INFJ is okay with her nickname.
ESFP: Yes. (and he won't call her by it)
Me: And ENFP is okay with his nickname.
ESFP: No, he doesn't like it and said so. Your brother still calls him that.
Me: And INTP is okay with his nickname.
ESFP: He doesn't care, and the name your brother uses he's okay with.
Me: ...so...what's the problem again...?
ESFP: It's that he claims he doesn't like nicknames. Yet he calls ENFP by that nickname he doesn't like. And even tho I've expressed how I want to be called by my nickname he is the only person who outright refuses to call me so.
Me: Hm..have you asked him?
ESFP: He says he won't call me (nickname) bc he doesn't like them but that's not even a valid reason if he's willing to call ENFP and INTP by their nicknames!
Me: Hey bro, why won't you call ESFP (nickname)?
INTJ: I just don't like it. ¯\_(ヅ)_/¯
Me: *walking back to ESFP* He says he doesn't--
ESFP: I KNOW WHAT HE SAID I HEARD IT FROM OVER HERE YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MY MESSENGER I ASKED AND THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER HE GAVE ME SO I'M WAITING FOR MY PROPER ANSWER
ENFP: Give it up ESFP, he clearly does it just to mess with us.