This is a discussion on Excerpts from everyday conversation within the INTJ Forum - The Scientists forums, part of the NT's Temperament Forum- The Intellects category; Originally Posted by lilysocks and it's too late now anyway. Don't want to milk it for all it's worth? (Sorry...ish. ...
INFP: That could be a poem. I'm going to write a poem...
ESFP: Thanks for the warning.
me: my pressure cooker has been irretrievably locked shut since monday night. i am very discouraged.
me: do you mean why discouraged, or why is it locked?
me: please don't make me shriek IF I KNEW THAT DON'T YOU THINK I WOULD FIX IT at you.
her: don't ask me. pressure cookers scare me. t he only solution i can think of is a nice bush somewhere far away that you can hide it under.
me: i know i need to take it to the small-appliance recyclers. it's just, it's full of very dead rice and i feel bad about it.
her: personally, i think the rice is more likely to be alive, which is a bigger worry.
her: wait long enough and it will develop enough intelligence to stage a breakout from inside. problem fixed.
me: much the best plan. i agree.
heh. and say 'now, we're not here to point fingers', maybe.You should come in to work tomorrow with one fingernail painted orange. You know, as a warning.
me: i diddit. disposed of the thing
her: bush or good-citizen style?
me: good citizen. i even told the guy there was still stuff inside it.
her: that was nice of you.
me: weird thing though. i'm still puzzled. i tell him this and he says 'what ... like organic stuff?'
her: that IS odd. "no, a stegasaurus"?
me: well, that would be organic.
her: not if it's 2019. which, last time i looked, it was.
me: well, anyway it is gone.
My ESFJ mother is in denial of being Mexican (she’s second generation Mexican American):
ESFJ: my parents never celebrated ‘Day of the Dead’, I don’t think your grandparents ever celebrated it even when they lived in Mexico.
1 day later:
ESFJ: Well, your grandmother called me today...she was insisting on me going to grandpa’s grave for “Day of the Dead”
Me: how ironic...
ESFJ: *gives me the “wipe that smirk off your face” look*
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i can't remember the full lead-in to this, but it was something about . . . well, yeah. counsellor was telling me about a parallel kind of case, where the client he's seeing is physically unable to get out of bed every day.
me: *rant* *rave* *rage* so what's stopping me from just doing that too?
counsellor: i don't know. do you want to do it?
me: no, of course not.
me: i might do it though, to prove a point.
this mostly sticks in my mind now because he cracked up.
More of a conversation with myself.
Scrolling through social media, I see this posted by 2 different (one confirmed INFJ, one likely ISFJ) friends:
Me, automatically in my head: "Nope."
This happened a little while ago..still makes me laugh sometimes. Living with my sister and brother in law has been amusing.
Travels with my sister (ISTP) and bro-in-law (ISFJ) to get their new puppy..
-ISFJ bro driving. An Oscar Meyer weinermobile passed by the opposite direction on the freeway-
ISTP sister: WEINERMOBILE! WEINERMOBILE!! DO YOU SEE IT?!?!
Me: *looks and sees* yeah!!
ISTP-S: ISFJ! Did you see it????
ISTP-S: look in the rear view!!
ISFJ-BIL: I don’t see it
ISTP-S: when I yell “weinermobile” you have to look!!!
ISFJ-BIL: you yell random shit all the time!!!
A conversation from last Thursday with me trying to make a plan for my INFP and ISTP friends to go to Disneyland.
Me: Okay guys, I’m going to get to the park around 11am (I wanted to get out of the house because my parents housekeepers were scheduled that day) to get a locker and scope things out. (I was also on the hunt for Haunted Mansion merchandise because that’s my favorite ride and let’s just say I was decked out in most of my Haunted Mansion gear) you guys are will be meeting me around 4pm.
Male INFP: you need to be spontaneous
INFP: you’re trying to plan out a Disneyland trip, you need to live in the moment.
Female ISTP: I love being spontaneous
INFP: you can’t plan Disneyland
Me: I just want everyone to be on the same page and maximize our time because it’s going to be crowded.
ISTP: but we’re staying till closing, we’ll have time to wait in line.
INFP: you’re such an INTJ, stop planning! BE SPONTANEOUS!
Me: I DON’T DO SPONTANEOUS!
INFP: just try
Me: I’m going to physically drag you on to Small World
INFP: NO! You’re evil!
Me: it’s a world of laughter and a world of *INFP’s name redacted*’s tears
Me: keep it up, INFP...your suffering will only bring me joy
INFP: then we are going on the Farris wheel
Me: you’ll get me on there when I’m dead!
ISTP: why are you afraid of Mickey’s Fun Wheel?
Me: THE GONDOLAS SWING AND SLIDE OVER WATER! I’LL TAKE THE SINGING NIGHTMARE DOLLS!
INFP: you need to stop overthinking
Me: just meet me there at 4pm...
I later got my revenge by physically dragging them on to the Little Mermaid ride while ISTP gave me the stink face while I belted “Part of your world” and INFP was begging to get off the ride. I ended up at doing both Disneyland and California Adventure for 12 hours straight and my legs are still recovering.
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