This is a discussion on Excerpts from everyday conversation within the INTJ Forum - The Scientists forums, part of the NT's Temperament Forum- The Intellects category; Originally Posted by TaylorP Republican, lmao Wow, this is just amazing insight to how these people think. How the fuck ...
ENFP (I guess...) female colleague: "Are you going tonight?"
ENFP: "To the newcomers' party!"
INTJ: "I don't like this kind of social meeting."
ENFP: "Oh, please, come along!"
INTJ: "I don't like them."
ENFP: "Come on, please, let's have fun!"
INTJ: "I think you should go to a clinic first, your hearing is evidently compromised."
ENFP: *looks down*
ESFJ: 'What do you think about me and ESFJ living together? Be honest. Is she like [other] ESFJ or is she clean?'
INTJ: (resisting the urge to smirk like a bitch) 'You and ESFJ?'
INTJ: 'I'd have to think about it.' (Specifically, talk to ENFP roommate, who will find this potential living situation equally hilarious)
ESFJ: 'She just messaged me on Facebook asking if I'm going to (our school) next year and if I need a roommate. What is she like?'
INTJ: 'She's nice. Kind of a slob, but she'll cook and bake and do housewifey things for you.'
ESFJ: 'So she's messy? Dang it.'
INTJ: 'She might be different as a roommate than she is on her own, especially if you discussed your neat freak tendencies with her first and set some boundaries. She'd probably be willing to keep it to her own room if she knew it bothered you.'
ESFJ: 'Hmmm. Okay, I'd hope so. I would be like, you have to clean up after yourself a lot because I'm a clean freak but I freak out if I have to clean up someone else's mess.'
INTJ: 'Yeah, I know.'
ESFJ: 'I'm not that compulsive about it though and I don't stress over it terribly but I would get annoyed for sure.'
INTJ: 'Maybe you should talk to her about it now, then, before things go too far.'
ESFJ: 'How? What would I say? Just be like, are you messy?'
INTJ: 'Well, no. Explain why you're asking and what your concerns are.'
ESFJ: 'It's not rude?'
INTJ: 'No, it makes perfect sense. Why would it be rude?'
ESFJ: 'How do I bring it up? We both just said we don't want to find someone from Kijiji.'
INTJ: 'STOP THINKING, JUST SAY IT.'
ESFJ: 'But it's so rude!'
INTJ: 'NO, IT'S NOT. SAY IT. SAY IT NOW.'
ESFJ: 'This could be so cool! She could teach me such awesome baking stuff. I love how artsy and crafty she is. I wouldn't want to share a bathroom with her, though, oh my god.'
INTJ: 'Understandable. You both have a lot of shit. I'm not sure if there'd be room in one bathroom for all of it.'
We've been friends since we were 13 and she's still the most neurotic person I've ever encountered. I love her, but hot damn.