INFJ: *annoyed* Oh no, don't close the blinds! I like to sleep with my blinds open.
ENTP: *smirks, evil glint* I like to close the blinds when I'm alone with you. *rubs my back*
INFJ: ...*dies*...
This is a discussion on Excerpts from everyday conversation within the INTJ Forum - The Scientists forums, part of the NT's Temperament Forum- The Intellects category; INFJ: *annoyed* Oh no, don't close the blinds! I like to sleep with my blinds open. ENTP: *smirks, evil glint* ...
INFJ: *annoyed* Oh no, don't close the blinds! I like to sleep with my blinds open.
ENTP: *smirks, evil glint* I like to close the blinds when I'm alone with you. *rubs my back*
INFJ: ...*dies*...
ESFJ: Hey, Wikipedia! Let's see how smart you really are!
Me: Uh...OK...?
ESFJ: That's North, right?
Me: Yes.
ESFJ: And that's North-West?
Me: Yess...
ESFJ: Theen where's South-West?
Me: There. *points*
ESFJ: Uh...okay.
Me: What do you mean "okay"?!
ESFJ: Okay...
Me: Huh?!
ESFJ: Well...I'm not too sure about that...
Me:
ENTJ: *says something inaudible over the phone*
ESFJ: So...the sun rises in the East and sets in the East?
ENTJ: What the fuck?!
Me: !!!!!!
Me: Who am I living with?!
ESFJ:
ENTJ: You tell me, is that possible?
ESFJ: Well, you said this and she said this and I got confused.
Me: That's because you just went full retard. Never go full retard.
ESFJ: Oh, shut up! Just because you're smart doesn't mean everybody is too!
Me: /)_-
ESFJ: Come here! I want to show you a funny video.
INTJ: Okay.
ESFJ: Here!
INTJ: Oh, I know this one.
ESFJ: No! Just keep watching.
INTJ: Meh.
ESFJ: See? Did you see that? No, wait! Here it comes... Omigosh! Now, how funny is that?
INTJ: Can't you enjoy anything all by yourself?
ESFJ: But... It's so funny!
INTJ: I told you that I have already seen it.
ESFJ: What the... What kind of sorcery is this?
While preparing food today:
ENFJ: Do you know how you get the smell of garlic off your hands?
Me: No...
ENFJ: <demonstrates by rubbing the back of a stainless steel knife on his hands>
Me: Huh, ok.
ENFJ: It has something to do with the metal in the knife. You should know that, you are science.
Me: LOL. I am science.
Today at work (I work in a bakery) I got liquid donut glaze all over my pants, my shoes, and the floor. (The container appeared to be sealed. I grabbed it by the handle and it swung a bit when I lifted it off the counter.) Tonight I have this conversation with my INFJ boyfriend.
INFJ boyfriend: So what are your plans tonighttt
Me: Watch a show or something maybe? I smell like glazed donutts.
INFJ boyfriend: You must smell delicious.
Me: Ugh no. I smell too sweet. I washed my pants off with a cloth immediately and it did nothing. My pants are hard.
INFJ boyfriend: Hahaha need some help? I'm sure I could get it off if it's hard and all. *a few moments pass* Wait...
Me: :l you sure about that?
INFJ boyfriend: Hahaha :l :l :l
Me: You leave my lower case l guy alone. He can be an uppercase l if he tries.
INFJ boyfriend: I've always wondered which you used! Now it all makes sense!
Me: What's that supposed to mean :L
INFJ boyfriend: Haha :T it means you are sneaky!
He is very cute.
This is how I'm explaining the basics of financial discipline to ENFPs.
I was giving my INFP best friend her birthday present.
INFP: [opens package] Oh, there's even a letter in here!
me: Oh, never mind that [reaches for it]
INFP: Hush [pulls it away and reads it]:
'I found these trading cards in my grandmother's garage. I thought you would enjoy a little paraphernalia.
Some are missing, but for the most part it's a full deck.'
everyone in the room: ...
INFP: Wow, seriously heartfelt.
ESTP: Dude, that's the worst.
ISTJ: [laughing] Are you kidding me? That's your idea of a birthday card?
INTP: Even I think that's abysmal.
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