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This is a discussion on Excerpts from everyday conversation within the INTJ Forum - The Scientists forums, part of the NT's Temperament Forum- The Intellects category; Originally Posted by Opus INFJ: *annoyed* Oh no, don't close the blinds! I like to sleep with my blinds open. ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Opus View Post
    INFJ: *annoyed* Oh no, don't close the blinds! I like to sleep with my blinds open.
    ENTP: *smirks, evil glint* I like to close the blinds when I'm alone with you. *rubs my back*
    INFJ: ...*dies*...
    That's because you're an NF, love. This is how an INTJ would do it:
    ENTP: *closes the blinds*
    INTJ: Don't close the blinds.
    ENTP: I like to close the blinds when I'm alone with you.
    INTJ: And I like to open the blinds when I am alone with you. And since I am an INTJ and you'e an ENTP, and INTJs are the primary leader type, it is evident who should get their way. If you disagree with my decision, you are free to leave.
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  2. #522

    Quote Originally Posted by Tuff N TiNi View Post
    That's because you're an NF, love. This is how an INTJ would do it:
    ENTP: *closes the blinds*
    INTJ: Don't.
    ENTP: Rabble!
    INTJ: Hmm.
    ENTP: Rabble, rabble!
    INTJ: And?
    ENTP: Rabble, rabble, rabble!
    INTJ: Die.

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    A teenage cousin had been grounded after lying to her mom and coming home way late the very first time she'd been allowed to drive alone. After she'd left...

    My ESFJ mom: What an ungrateful brat! I can't believe she would treat her mother like that!
    Me: How stupid do you have to be to do that your first time with the car? Obviously you should keep to the rules at first to establish trust, then start staying out later. And come up with better lies.
    Mom: *raises eyebrow*
    Me: Not that I ever did anything like that, of course. That would be wrong. *cough*
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  4. #524

    Quote Originally Posted by yet another intj View Post
    ENTP: *closes the blinds*
    INTJ: Don't.
    ENTP: Rabble!
    INTJ: Hmm.
    ENTP: Rabble, rabble!
    INTJ: And?
    ENTP: Rabble, rabble, rabble!
    INTJ: Die.
    That did very little to stop this hypothetical ENTP from closing the blinds.
    Actually, it didn't do shit.
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  5. #525

    Quote Originally Posted by Tuff N TiNi View Post
    That's because you're an NF, love. This is how an INTJ would do it:
    ENTP: *closes the blinds*
    INTJ: Don't close the blinds.
    ENTP: I like to close the blinds when I'm alone with you.
    INTJ: And I like to open the blinds when I am alone with you. And since I am an INTJ and you'e an ENTP, and INTJs are the primary leader type, it is evident who should get their way. If you disagree with my decision, you are free to leave.
    More like:

    ENTP: *closes the blinds*
    INTJ: Don't close the blinds.
    ENTP: I like to close the blinds when I'm alone with you.
    INTJ: And I like to open the blinds when I am alone with you. And since I am an INTJ and you'e an ENTP, and INTJs are the primary leader type, it is evident who should get their way. If you disagree with my decision, you are free to leave.
    Inner ENTP: Hmmm....
    ENTP: *half opens them*
    ENTP: So anyways.....

    ((why do I feel like I did the ENFP thing there?))
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  6. #526

    Also, HOW IS THIS NOT STICKIED YET?
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  7. #527
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Quote Originally Posted by seare825 View Post
    Also, HOW IS THIS NOT STICKIED YET?
    the mods require a sacrifice to be made in their name for a request to be granted
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  8. #528

    Quote Originally Posted by orni View Post
    the mods require a sacrifice to be made in their name for a request to be granted
    i'll volunteer my little i/entj.

    her: so i decided i want a puppy
    me: k
    her: just 'k'? not happy for me?
    me: they're a lot of work
    her: really?
    me: well, as much work as babies, at first. and they live almost as long
    her: i just want to play with it, i suppose you realise
    me: i did think that, yeah.
    her: damn. no such thing as a free lunch.

    me to artsie: remember how you said she had too much time on her hands, and recommended a hamster? well . . .
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  9. #529

    Quote Originally Posted by Sunset in paradise View Post
    i hope you don't mind me bring amused at your expense, but an intj with an estp younger brother and an istj dad to top it off is a pretty funny combo, i would love to just hear the kinda conversations you guys have :L
    watch this space . . .

    (hopefully)

  10. #530
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Quote Originally Posted by lilysocks View Post
    i'll volunteer my little i/entj.

    her: so i decided i want a puppy
    me: k
    her: just 'k'? not happy for me?
    me: they're a lot of work
    her: really?
    me: well, as much work as babies, at first. and they live almost as long
    her: i just want to play with it, i suppose you realise
    me: i did think that, yeah.
    her: damn. no such thing as a free lunch.

    me to artsie: remember how you said she had too much time on her hands, and recommended a hamster? well . . .
    *Places various herbs into a bowl*
    *Arranges several lit candles around the bowl and draws chalk lines connecting them in the form of a pentagram*

    ...Ad ligandum eos pariter eos coram me.

    *lights match and throws it into the bowl*



    @Promethea
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