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  1. #921
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Me: a cheese sandwich please.
    Lady @ counter makes a ham&cheese sandwich
    Me: I really only want cheese on my sandwich
    Her: we don't have cheese only sandwiches
    Me, taking the sandwich from her, removing the ham while sighing

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  2. #922
    INTJ - The Scientists

    @Damagedfinger

    I'm sure he's fine--they seemed to like each other a lot. Just, you know, that first step (or maybe second) into a wider world can be a doozy.

  3. #923
    INTJ - The Scientists

    *me and INTJ off again-on again-off again crush were chatting over whatsapp*

    Me : *mumbling some things*
    INTP : 'you guys talk about Laws of Thermodynamics?' *in disbelief*
    Me : 'yea.why?'
    INTP : 'i never talk about things like that with any of them girls I date'
    Me : '....well..it's exciting topic, and I know nothing about it, he knows a lot, so?'
    INTP : 'you actually like thermodynamics? come on!'
    Me : 'i dont, but it's exciting'
    INTP : 'oh. i forgot you dated a guy who builds submarines for a living'
    Me : 'huh? and that's related how?'
    INTP : 'previously it was the fluid dynamics, and you wouldn't shut up over Navier-Stokes'
    Me : 'oh.yeah.now it's thermodynamics' *giggle*
    INTP : 'and why are you laughing?'
    Me : 'well, it was fluid dynamics because you know, we slept around and now it's thermodynamics because it's.....' *not finishing my sentence*
    INTP : 'what?'
    Me : 'nevermind.it's not funny anymore'
    INTP : 'huh?'
    Me : 'go away...'


    *im not encyclopedia britannica!*
    Unknown type friend, over Twitter : 'what's the difference between malum eaternum and eaternum malum?'
    me : *gave answer*

    INTJ crush : 'how to treat worms on dogs? i mean, any meds you recommend?
    me : *gave answer*

    INTP : 'where is my nail clipper?!'
    me : *got it on the dining table, handed it to him*

    ENTP : 'so my face toner has salicylic acid in it. what does it do?'
    me : *gave answer*

    sometimes i really want to scream 'humans, stahppppp!!' T___T


    *in not too successful make a joke effort*
    Me : 'do you know why male cobras kill and eat the female during mating season?'
    INTJ crush : 'er.....no.why?'
    Me : 'because they have no hands'
    INTJ : say what?why?'


    kill me
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  4. #924

    me, in team meeting: not one word of any of this has got naff-all to do with me.
    product guy: yes it does. you more than anyone else.
    me: no no, you don't understand. i'm not saying it's bullshit. it's great, and i believe they mean it. it's great for devs and i'm all about it. i'm just saying. from where i'm sitting and as far as my role in this goes, it's bullshit.
    product guy: i understand you and i'm here if you want to talk. i do want to hear your thoughts.
    me: believe me, i have got thoughts. but now is not the time to try and get me to tell them to you.
    product guy: gotcha. i will now leave you alone.
    me: and that's why i have no issue with you.

  5. #925

    onsite employee, who reminds me of curious george: are you finished re-testing yet?
    me: no.
    c.g.: oh. the thing is, thing 1 and sidekick both want all the bugs closed.
    me: yes, i know. i check my emails every half-hour as well.
    c.g.: well, what's holding you up?
    me: this is a risk area.
    c.g.: what do you mean by that?
    me: <breath>. you know this bug. it's the one in your area, which YOUR devs have all been on like a team of surgeons all week. it's extensive and complex, and it's high risk.
    c.g: okay . . . well, thing 1 and sidekick want to know the moment you're done.
    me: <ten minutes peace>
    c.g.: <on phone> yeah . . . no . . . she's still testing. i'm not sure.
    me: <louder> yes, i'm still testing.
    c.g.: how far have you got?
    me: <cross eyes. i mean, what?>
    c.g.: sidekick is saying for you to close the bug asap.
    me: right. *thinks: don't fucking say asap as if it were a word. it fucking isn't, unless you're 16.*
    me: <three minutes' peace>
    c.g.: lily, have you checked your email lately?
    me: let me guess.
    c.g.: thing 1 and sidekick want to know the status.
    me: of course they do.
    c.g.: also, they want me to pitch in and test it myself on site 2 to make it faster.
    me: <breath> feel free, but you'll have the same data setup as me.
    simultaneously: <cg> i've checked it, it's good. <me> there's a bug.
    c.g.: what???
    me: *shows*
    c.g.: that is a different bug.
    me: it's the same bug. they fixed the issue the way i described it, but this is a facet they missed.
    c.g.: are you sure it was broken by whatever they fixed?
    me: it isn't a break. it's a gap.
    c.g.: well . . . are you sure?
    me: yes, i am sure.
    c.g.: <string of keen bushy-tailed forensic questions>
    me: very carefully non-definitive list of deductive hunches.
    c.g.:<hyper-forensic> do you have proof about any of that?
    me: no, of course not. i haven't had time to prove anything yet.
    c.g.: well . . . i'm not convinced. keep testing, if you want to. i'm going to close your two bugs and tell them the build is good.
    me: your dime.
    <30 seconds peace>
    thing 1: people, we have an installer! version <yada> is solidly tested and out the door! yay for me!
    <meanwhile>
    curious george: i can't reproduce your issue. you must have imagined it.
    me: make that record type the first in the set.
    curious george: ah CRUD.
    me: that's what i was saying. remember when <dev> -
    c.g.: ah crud. crud crud and CRUD. and the release has already gone out.
    me: ...
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  6. #926

    informal talk therapy, infp-to-intj style.

    artsie: *is done done and done with his two prick writing partners*
    me: *listens*
    artsie: *talk* *describe* *specify*
    me: oh man, that sucks. so they never did get a prop guy or a set guy or . . .
    artsie: no of course not. *rave* why would they, when they have me? [pause] you know, i don't even mind doing all of that stuff - someone has to. and it is our play, and we did want it on. i'd do it, if they would just let me get on with it. i've been putting on shows for 25 years. i know what i'm doing, and they . . .
    me: *thinks of both partners* yes, i know.
    artsie: it hurts, if i'm honest with you. i thought at least they respected me, but . . .
    me: *has the germ of inexcusable thought about what all this is like*
    artsie: *couple more vents*
    me: *resists thought* *thought grows larger*
    artsie: *further evidence*
    ne: you know, i'm just thinking. at least back when you were married to <ex> you got laid now and then.
    artsie: O_O
    me: i'm sorry. i hate myself. i couldn't help it. i just thought . . .
    artsie: yeahno. but not nearly often enough.
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  8. #928
    INTJ - The Scientists

    ISFJ Girlfriend: Maybe we should send you to them.
    Me: Not worth it.
    ISFJ Girlfriend: (Laughs.) Yeah, I suppose so.
    Me: I'd eat them in no time flat.
    ISFJ Girlfriend: I don't think they'd taste very good...
    Me: They'd taste like victory and revenge.
    ISFJ Girlfriend: Just don't get sick, okay?
    Me: I'll wash them down with Emergen-C.
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  9. #929
    INTJ - The Scientists

    Quote Originally Posted by Togami View Post
    ISFJ Girlfriend: Maybe we should send you to them.
    Me: Not worth it.
    ISFJ Girlfriend: (Laughs.) Yeah, I suppose so.
    Me: I'd eat them in no time flat.
    ISFJ Girlfriend: I don't think they'd taste very good...
    Me: They'd taste like victory and revenge.
    ISFJ Girlfriend: Just don't get sick, okay?
    Me: I'll wash them down with Emergen-C.
    "They'd taste like victory and revenge" I don't know to what you are alluding but it makes me laugh.
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  10. #930
    INTJ - The Scientists

    INTP : i really have love-hate relationship with you, INTJs
    me : eh?why?
    INTP : Dawkins and Hitchens...why cant you people use deductive reasoning? for heaven's sake.why's with all that scoff and insults?
    me : why go around the bushes anyway? and not ALL people are THAT good following the breadcrumbs. just pick the hints. HINTS. they're everywhere
    INTP : why dont lay the facts in neutral way, let them people think
    me : exactly. they DONT. why waste your breath? just go straight to the point, let them know that they're idiots, end of story
    INTP : but that doesnt help them
    me : they dont want to be helped.leave them alone.
    INTP : but..
    me : im not having this conversation *walk away* stupid people are stupid
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