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Let’s make a backup plan for world domination

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#1 · (Edited)
I was reading something on reddit (I’m too lazy to remember now) oh wait... I just did:D
Well, the summary is that there’re quite some INTJs on distress out there: INTJs having trouble staying sharp. We all know what our biggest fear is. And my suggestion is: why don’t we take an INTJ approach to solve our biggest fear? The end goal is to locate and care for INTJs out there. We all know what we worth (or at least what we should). Could we use some help beating the doubt that we might never reach our full potential?

Ok, I already gave more detail than I planed to.

This is one of those random ideas that looks great when born, if I get convinced that this might be useful (if anyone actually gets the point) then I might not delete the thread next time I log in.

This is intended to be the most serious thread on the internet. While we keep ourselves on track, at some point we might need some NFs to keep us on track and stop us from doing something stupid just for the fun of knowing what 20 INTJs are capable of when they come together in agreement to reach a common goal.

For now this thread is EXCLUSIVELY FOR INTJS if you’re not sure of your type, go make a world domination plan and present it for assessment.
 
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#3 ·
Since my type is "unknown" I'll present my plan.

Step 1. Spread links to that Spriggy dance challenge

Step 2. Convince as many people as possible to participate

Step 3. Shoot anyone who say, "no guys! That's dangerous! You could cause an accident!"

Step 4. Watch the herd cull itself.


This assumes, of course, that by "world domination" you mean "world destruction." I'm sure they're similar enough to be interchangeable.
 
#7 ·
And, guys... there’re lots of fun threads out there. This was intended to gather INXX in distress and INXX wiling to help INXX in distress (starting with INTJs) so do me a favor and take it seriously (else I’ll delete the thread quite fast). Post if, and only if, you’re in.
 
#11 ·
Sooo... :)

1. Who says INTJs have problems staying sharp?
2. What does "staying sharp" even mean?
3. Is this my biggest fear? Says who? Since when?
4. You assume I should care for other INTJs... Sorry to disappoint you, but no!
5. You assume INTJs would "do something stupid" without NFs... Again: says who?
6. Why would I want to dominate the world?
 
#18 · (Edited)
1. Re-read: “INTJS ON DISTRESS” among which, “the ones having trouble staying...” I mean people that are prone to depression and happens to be INTJs, not all INTJs. And, re-read 2: “I was reading something on Reddit”

For an INTJ, with your tendency to jump into conclusions without making sure that those conclusions are right, if this project is successful, it might be useful to you.

2. If you don’t know what staying sharp means, in this context, I mean the ability to make a move. Do something about your plans (if you happen to be among the ones that are more laid back than it’s healthy for an INTJ).

3. If you’re sure that feeling “worthless” is not your biggest fear, if wishing to do something big, productive and important is not your biggest desire (or it is but you fear you’re too laid back to actually accomplish something or your current situation doesn’t allow you to be at your best), and you’re 100% sure that you’re an “authentic” INTJ, then this thread is happily not for you.

4. Re-read one more time. At no point I asked anybody (INTJ or otherwise) to care for anybody. I’m scouting for like minded people, people that are interested, that’s all.

5. Again, re-read. “While we keep ourselves on track”. I didn’t asume INTJs can’t keep themselves on track. That statement is more my interest in keeping the warm hearted NFs close. INTJs needs to remember that “people exist” every now and then, and people are not things. They have feelings which can be more important than INTJs logical approach. As people are not INTJs focus, it can be quite tricky to take feelings into account.

6. The dominate part is parcially metaphorical. But... if you were an INTJ you’d understand.

PS: I answered most part thinking you were an INTJ. At some point the doubt became so overwhelming that I had to check (coz an INTJ wouldn’t be asking the questions you’re asking, event if they had questions, it would be different)

One last Re-read, in the last paragraph, it says: “EXCLUSIVELY FOR INTJS”.
I think we can do without ENTJs bossyness here, when we need it we’ll let you know ;)
 
#13 ·
Well I think the best bet is to gain complete control and rule using a superspecies leader that can unite the world with "mind control" (basically a hive mind) like something off of tv series V.

Total world domination would be quite difficult otherwise if attempted by humans. It would just be more of the same as humans have tried throughout history, wars have proved futile, just creating more divides meaning more people fighting for control.

A hive mind would most likely work well in humans with many having weak strength of will and would prove no challenege.

But unless human unification is achieved we are fucked. There is too much difference in our species, our minds may be great, but we are all on different missions in life meaning nothing or near nothing will ever be achieved.


:exterminate::stomp::winetime::spam::skunk::hampster::violin::lemmings_by_mirz123:computer::spacecraft-1::facepalm:
 
#14 ·
I've said it before and I'll say it again...the best villain team of all time would be an ENTP and an INTJ. The ENTP comes up with the plans, the INTJ refines it and perfects it, the ENTP brainstorms possible alternate angles, the INTJ tells him/her where they are wrong, the ENTP says "I'm never wrong", a fight breaks out, they work it out, then the INTJ gets to work behind closed doors and the ENTP uses his/her charm to push people in the direction that he/she chooses for them to go in.

I stil stand behind the fact that an ENTP and an INTJ would be a villain duo that would never be beaten. And they would be evil as shit, and watching that in a movie would be awesome, seeing them play off each other, since one is extroverted and laid back, and the other is introverted and structured, but they're both deep thinkers and logical...it would be amazing to watch.
 
#21 · (Edited)
ENTP has INTJ shadow funtion and vice versa. ENTP functions is what I use to socialize (quite easy for me to flip as I’m borderline extrovert and perceiving) My best friend did the personality test on my behalf, responding according to what she knows I’ll do, she got ENTP for me. I actually believed I was ENTP for a while (hence my witty username) but my interest in narrowing down the best option and sticking to it and my Fi gave me up as INTJ. ENTPs are said to be the most introverted extrovert so my extroverted introvert nature didn’t help. Come to think of people thinking Tesla and Sherlock Holmes were ENTPs.

The point is, you’re welcome in our circle, as long as you understand what it takes to work well with INTJs. Like you said, the INTJ will analyze your brainstormed ideas and Te them. Remember not to argue with an INTJ when they are sure of something and it’ll all go well.
 
#36 ·
Back up for world dom..

Mr ESTP - @witty. First of all, change that label to what you are. 2ndly its called world domination because what it most profoundly expresses is the total impossibility to form a back up plan against it - co-operate or die (unless you can attract food and security from the mercy of God, you're done). 3rdly there are tons of intjs who calc against your position and are already organized. 4thly live an exciting life as long as it lasts. Or don't. Yet still, change your label to what you are and accept yourself.

Or dont, and continue to TRY to deceive intjs around here after this call-out message.

..my my my, haven't there been quite a few of you estps around this specific subforum forever now.
 
#38 · (Edited)
Hi “mr someone ofended for some reason” i didn’t mean to be offensive but if I’m not wrong by assuming that you’ve been offended, I’m not sorry. Go learn to keep your emotions on check and get back to me and I’ll explain how you got it all wrong. The title of the thread is somewhat methaforic, “somewhat” the part that’s not methaforic about it means [***] so your claim of “a back up plan against world domination” is wrong, So that leaves two possibilities:

1) you have understanding issues
2) if you were the type of people this thread was made for, you would have understood but then, of course, there’s a problem that prevents you from understanding any of this anyway (read “1”)
 
#39 ·
Except this I’m afraid, I’ll make sure the rest of the suggested names are used at some point. We’re going to need code names and cover projects (misdirections)

Actually I was wandering where ENTPs are at when you need their ideas in this case possible names to pick from.

And then you come up with this, really??? Then I remembered, as an ENTP there’s a high chance that you’re being funny.

But if it’s just me and someone proves how this could be the best choice, then TAPR it is.

Please use this invite link to join the discord server. https://discord.gg/VMkKEgf Only information and “regroup” stage for now. And share the link if you will.

If any of you know about a similar idea to this already up and running, please share. That would save us from the trouble of putting this together from scratch.
 
#54 ·
i did that when i was 16 and moved to my own basement. i have been self financing my education since then. i'm too lazy to do common scores (thats what i say when i secretly plan world takeover with my time) so i got myself a ***** to do them for me ;)

i would have asked you to read the initial message to understand what this is actually about though but then im too lazy to tell you that :p
 
#63 ·
I was reading something on reddit (I’m too lazy to remember now) oh wait... I just did:D
Well, the summary is that there’re quite some INTJs on distress out there: INTJs having trouble staying sharp. We all know what our biggest fear is. And my suggestion is: why don’t we take an INTJ approach to solve our biggest fear? The end goal is to locate and care for INTJs out there. We all know what we worth (or at least what we should). Could we use some help beating the doubt that we might never reach our full potential?


This is intended to be the most serious thread on the internet. While we keep ourselves on track, at some point we might need some NFs to keep us on track and stop us from doing something stupid just for the fun of knowing what 20 INTJs are capable of when they come together in agreement to reach a common goal.
Of course I have a plan for world domination in my professional area of interest. But it is just so f-ing exhausting to convince people to go along with it. They are just too stupid (I can say that here right?) to understand that I am right. I just want to say 'just trust me and do what I say' - I might not be 100% sure of all the detail - but I do know I am right and I can solve the problem you are spending millions of dollars on ineffectively.
 
#67 ·
I know the feeling :(

That’s why [...] we should really gather up and takeover together. Imagine how the world would be with [...] efficiency to it. The worse is most [...] people end up quitting and play along instead while all that st*pidity based inefficiency gradually kills them from the inside

*i refrain from using INTJs coz anybody who’s INTJs type efficiency fan is welcom
 
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