Excerpts from everyday conversation

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Originally Posted by Lughna

Y'all, now you're just having a conversation.

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pfft

THIS is your captain speaking WE ARE FLYING AT 20000 feet... which isnt bad for a channel ferry! hahahahhaahahhahahahahaha

If transport becomes available, why can't we just ship all of them off? I rather like Earth, I can take pretty pictures here...

Today's conversation:

Ma- why don't you get this carrying case?
Me- cuz I like what I have
Ma- but it's not even a proper case, it's just the box/packaging it came in
Me- yes, and the packaging is perfectly suited for transportation
Ma- but it's not a case like what they're selling as a case
Me- yes, but it works perfectly fine
Ma- but it's not a case
Me- it works for me
Ma- but wouldn't you like this case, it'll fit in your purse
Me- no it won't, and I like what I have
Ma- but this is a proper case
Me- I LIKE WHAT I HAVE
Ma- but this one is actually a real case and it looks nicer
Me- I'M NOT BUYING IT
Ma- I just don't understand you *sigh*

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Originally Posted by aiba99

I'll start it. I packed my tent, sleeping bag and MREs. I ain't leaving this line for nuthin'. I'm gonna be on that ship.

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All I need is a towel, and some one to wake me. So I can sleep through this "world".

I'll just post a Facebook conversation between me and my ENFP friend:
(LONG)

Friend: My sister thought you and I were dating. People don't really pay attention ever do they?

Me: lol everyone thinks we're dating.

Friend: Everyone except you and me! Which you think would be enough to convince everyone but they still don't get it. It's incredible really.

Me: maybe it's a sign =P

Friend: It's a sign that people are dumN. [she likes to purposely misspell dumb]
Friend: Did you like that burn? ;3

Me: not as much as the rope burns ;)

Friend: You're terrible! Just terrible! XD

Me: yeah i am.
Me: terribly SEXY

Friend: *link of Hank Hill saying "My god are you STILL talking?"*

Me: *link of the song "I'm Sexy and I know it."*

Friend: That's probably the BEST COMEBACK EVER!!!!!! *brain explodes* I just got served hella bad!

Me: served up a slice of sexy pie (i can do this all day)

Friend: Ah Jimmy, you always know how to make me laugh.

Me: quit peeking when I'm changing!

Friend: It just keeps coming! XD

Me: GROSS!

Friend: Hamza [roommate/boyfriend] literally just asked me "Are you gonna touch his butt or something?" -_-

Me: well are you?

Friend: *link of My little pony clip saying "No, no, NO!"
OH WAIT! THIS ONE'S BETTER: *clip of MLP saying "mmm....NAH!"

Me: methinks you doth protest too much.

Friend: I protest just the right amount.

Me: just enough to play hard to get huh?

Friend: *clip of MLP saying "Did you just come up with that now?"*

Me: nope, i've always known. i can see the lust in your eyes.
Me: cant say that i blame you.

Friend: Why are we even friends? It doesn't make sense!

Me: the world is a confusing place

Second Friend: omg I laughed so hard reading this entire exchange

Me: she wants me.

First friend: to shut up

Me: and take it, like a dirty, dirty boy.

Friend 1: I feel like I should be offended but it's just too funny

Me: dont worry, plenty of other women out there are offended when i talk to them.

Friend 1: That's a good lad

Me: heck i dont even have to talk to some of them for them to give me attitude, isnt that right (Friend 3)?

Friend 3: it's how i say hi O__________O

Me: i dont want to know how you say good bye then!

and that's pretty much how all my conversations go if i dont hate you.

And in case anyone is wondering here is a classic conversation if I DON'T like you:

Person: Hey, how are you?

Me: No.
*walks off*

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Originally Posted by kikidmonkey

and that's pretty much how all my conversations go if i dont hate you.

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Life is always better when sarcasm and a sense of humor is used.

Good thing this line we are all waiting for will have plenty of small talk like this . . . . . LMAO

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Originally Posted by TaylorP

All I need is a towel, and some one to wake me. So I can sleep through this "world".

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42 towels all in a row

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Originally Posted by lolthevoidlol

If transport becomes available, why can't we just ship all of them off? I rather like Earth, I can take pretty pictures here...

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shhh.... thats the "real" plan.

mothers dont know what "no" means, until you ask for something you WANT.

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Originally Posted by Humoriarty

42 towels all in a row

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I have a "chair" of probability too.

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Originally Posted by TaylorP

I have a "chair" of probability too.

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Mmmm functional!