THIS is your captain speaking WE ARE FLYING AT 20000 feet... which isnt bad for a channel ferry! hahahahhaahahhahahahahaha
If transport becomes available, why can't we just ship all of them off? I rather like Earth, I can take pretty pictures here...
Ma- why don't you get this carrying case?
Me- cuz I like what I have
Ma- but it's not even a proper case, it's just the box/packaging it came in
Me- yes, and the packaging is perfectly suited for transportation
Ma- but it's not a case like what they're selling as a case
Me- yes, but it works perfectly fine
Ma- but it's not a case
Me- it works for me
Ma- but wouldn't you like this case, it'll fit in your purse
Me- no it won't, and I like what I have
Ma- but this is a proper case
Me- I LIKE WHAT I HAVE
Ma- but this one is actually a real case and it looks nicer
Me- I'M NOT BUYING IT
Ma- I just don't understand you *sigh*
I'll just post a Facebook conversation between me and my ENFP friend:
Friend: My sister thought you and I were dating. People don't really pay attention ever do they?
Me: lol everyone thinks we're dating.
Friend: Everyone except you and me! Which you think would be enough to convince everyone but they still don't get it. It's incredible really.
Me: maybe it's a sign =P
Friend: It's a sign that people are dumN. [she likes to purposely misspell dumb]
Friend: Did you like that burn? ;3
Me: not as much as the rope burns ;)
Friend: You're terrible! Just terrible! XD
Me: yeah i am.
Me: terribly SEXY
Friend: *link of Hank Hill saying "My god are you STILL talking?"*
Me: *link of the song "I'm Sexy and I know it."*
Friend: That's probably the BEST COMEBACK EVER!!!!!! *brain explodes* I just got served hella bad!
Me: served up a slice of sexy pie (i can do this all day)
Friend: Ah Jimmy, you always know how to make me laugh.
Me: quit peeking when I'm changing!
Friend: It just keeps coming! XD
Friend: Hamza [roommate/boyfriend] literally just asked me "Are you gonna touch his butt or something?" -_-
Me: well are you?
Friend: *link of My little pony clip saying "No, no, NO!"
OH WAIT! THIS ONE'S BETTER: *clip of MLP saying "mmm....NAH!"
Me: methinks you doth protest too much.
Friend: I protest just the right amount.
Me: just enough to play hard to get huh?
Friend: *clip of MLP saying "Did you just come up with that now?"*
Me: nope, i've always known. i can see the lust in your eyes.
Me: cant say that i blame you.
Friend: Why are we even friends? It doesn't make sense!
Me: the world is a confusing place
Second Friend: omg I laughed so hard reading this entire exchange
Me: she wants me.
First friend: to shut up
Me: and take it, like a dirty, dirty boy.
Friend 1: I feel like I should be offended but it's just too funny
Me: dont worry, plenty of other women out there are offended when i talk to them.
Friend 1: That's a good lad
Me: heck i dont even have to talk to some of them for them to give me attitude, isnt that right (Friend 3)?
Friend 3: it's how i say hi O__________O
Me: i dont want to know how you say good bye then!
and that's pretty much how all my conversations go if i dont hate you.
And in case anyone is wondering here is a classic conversation if I DON'T like you:
Person: Hey, how are you?