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This is a discussion on Shit INTPs Say within the INTP Forum - The Thinkers forums, part of the NT's Temperament Forum- The Intellects category; Recent conversation with my resident 10 yo INTP. Me: Here's your food. Him: I need a spoon. Me: *The Oracle ...

  1. #61

    Recent conversation with my resident 10 yo INTP.

    Me: Here's your food.
    Him: I need a spoon.
    Me: *The Oracle voice* There is no spoon.
    Him: Huh?
    Me: We need to watch the Matrix sometime (we did the day after).
    Him: They don't eat soup in the Matrix?

     

    He's pulled a "there is no fork" and "there is no knife" on me a couple of times since we watched the movie, when I ask for utensils.


     

    ...and yes, I know it was one of the boys at the Oracle's place who said it, not the Oracle herself ... it's just more fun to do it in her voice.
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  2. #62
    Unknown

    I do not mean to ofend you but this is my truth about that thing.

    I'm just talking, why so mad?

    Actually in another dimensional perspective everything is the same, patterns change color and size.

    I'm listening to you.

    Why i have to choose one thing?

    I don't know enough ( in fact i do, just will get so hard to explain )

    It's ok, nevermind i can't explain it properly.

  3. #63

    Quote Originally Posted by Tijaax View Post
    I do not mean to ofend you but this is my truth about that thing.
    Hahaha. Oh this. :)))
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  4. #64

    "Am I being ironically sarcastic or sarcastically ironic right now?"

    "What kind of braindead moron would actually even consider that a good idea?"

    "Oh, that? I forgot about its existence."

    "Waitwaitwaitwait, hold on, let me process all this bs..."

    "Wait, we had homework?!"

    "I'll meet you in 15 minutes."
    "I'm REALLY sorry I'm currently 40 minutes late, I'll be there in 15 minutes."

    "No, everything you just said actually contradicts your original viewpoint."

    "You're asking me what day it is and I can't even remember what I ate 5 minutes ago."

    "Maybe everything will run more smoothly if you stop overreacting..."

    "Pulling all-nighters is my specialty."

    "I'm a veteran at ignoring phone calls."

    "I can't believe such silly things are considered to be the 'social norm'."

    "It's all meaningless since we're all going to die someday."

    [4 year old me arguing with a friend over something silly after watching a NG documentary about the Universe]
    "The fact that you did that is to blame for!"
    ->"The fact that we were born is to blame for!"
    -->"The fact that our parents exist is to blame for!"
    --->"The fact that humanity exists is to blame for!"
    ---->"The fact that the Earth/the Solar system exists is to blame for!!"
    ----->"The Big Bang is to blame for!!!"
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  5. #65
    INTP

    "Actually..."

    "It was actually..."

    "It's actually..."

    "I think..."

    "F#@k!"

    "Sh&t!"

    "What was the question again?"

  6. #66

    I don't care

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    I think at least 30% of my sentences contain at least one of these:

    • Quite
    • Maybe
    • Pretty (much)
    • Perhaps
    • Possibly
    • Though
    • Decently
    • Somewhat
    • Fairly
    • Probably
    • I think
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  9. #69

    "Actually..."
    "That doesn't make any sense."
    "The ("flip")?"
    "Ah okay, that makes sense...I guess. Kind of. But not really."
    "...What? Sorry, I didn't hear you."
    "Could you repeat that?"

    First and second seem overused in my case.
    Could also add,"Logic *sarcasm*" and "Irony" to my list.

  10. #70
    INTP

    "Later...."
    "Where is your brain!!!"


     
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