Recent conversation with my resident 10 yo INTP.
Me: Here's your food.
Him: I need a spoon.
Me: *The Oracle voice* There is no spoon.
Me: We need to watch the Matrix sometime (we did the day after).
Him: They don't eat soup in the Matrix?
He's pulled a "there is no fork" and "there is no knife" on me a couple of times since we watched the movie, when I ask for utensils.
...and yes, I know it was one of the boys at the Oracle's place who said it, not the Oracle herself ... it's just more fun to do it in her voice.