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I'm basically just going to let loose my inner drama king and declare that I am definitely here to make friends. Fair warning must be given that I am overall a very terrible person and not unlike a certain feline overlord species inhabiting certain unfortunate households.
I am also a very self-indulgent writer.
If any of the aforementioned information somehow does not make you roll your eyeballs into oblivion or you yourself are a strange person willing to witness the native Selfish in its natural habitat that is the written form, feel free to send me a raven. We may get along just yet.
(If, however, you still haven't clicked away from all this drivel and wish to be convinced I shall attempt to make a decent introduction.)
Lo! I am an unnaturally (or perhaps not ;)) self-absorbed INFP, a fact that only becomes unsurprising once people see the 4w3. Truthfully, the only reason why I accept this perception is because it at least gives me an excuse to act like I'm some heady, disgustingly flamboyant mixture of Amadeus (1984) and Marie Antoinette (2006).
At this point, some of you may be muttering to yourselves that there's no way this young fool is one of those sweet, gentle INFPs. And in another time, perhaps I would have agreed with you. But honestly, though he is an ISFP, another user named Pop Crimes described it best:
Anyway, since this is already far too long for a simple introduction (though I did enjoy writing it; typical), I feel it is best to end things here. If any of you remained to finish it, you have my sincere sincere appreciation.
In the event that you're actually interested in corresponding with me, you're very much welcome to pop in below and write your lovely hellos. One benefit of being whatever category of person I am is that there is very little I judge others for. Therefore, as this thread's resident patrician, I hereby grant you the freedom to be whomever and however you please (though do turn it down a little for our moderators; even noblemen have their rulers, after all).
My thanks for your attention darlings, but I should probably shove off. I have another thread to catch!