Hey, so...clearly I'm not new at this point, but I actually have some reason for this.
You see, I thought I was too cool for an intro thread when I first joined, so I never made one. I later regretted this decision, because what more fun could there be than to be able to look back upon my days of n00biness, am I right?
Hence, I felt it both oddly appropriate and delightfully ironic that my 1,000th post should also be my introductory post! I suppose "belated" doesn't even begin to describe it...
I just know I'll enjoy my stay here. Make me feel welcome, won't you?