The Grand Announcement of the Scum Queen

This forum is hereby taken over by Her Majesty, the Queen of All Scum. All townies will be subjugated and required to kowtow in the presence of the Scum Queen.

There are, however, better roles to play in the Realm of the Scum Queen. If thou shalt like one of those magnificent roles, please make note below. Make sure to use sufficiently obsequious language so that we know that thy intentions are noble and that thy heart is pure. Then we shall know that thou shalt be a Most Excellent Minion to Her Majesty, the Queen of All Scum.

Please note that this offer is good today only. After today, thou shalt be nothing but scum beneath my boots.​

Sincerely,
Her Royal Highness,
The Queen of All Scum

lmao, gnome should win as scum more often.

Originally Posted by Implacatus

lmao, gnome should win as scum more often.

Thou has earned the title of Driver of the Scum Carriage, with a team of Super Enormous Clydesdale Horses. Enjoy!

Hello Your Majesty the Queen of All Scum, I would be honored to be your minion.

Originally Posted by Thunal33

Hello Your Majesty the Queen of All Scum, I would be honored to be your minion.

Thou shalt be my Chief Minion. The Minion of All Minions.

Originally Posted by Glenda Gnome Starr

Thou shalt be my Chief Minion. The Minion of All Minions.

Wait, does this mean I'm actually the lowest ranking minion? *plots to overthrow Gnome*

Originally Posted by Thunal33

Wait, does this mean I'm actually the lowest ranking minion? *plots to overthrow Gnome*

The highest ranking minion, of course. But thou must subjugate all other minions so that they may do thy will. Be ware of the towny spy.

*warning: Any attempts to overthrow the Scum Queen will be met with Regal Ferociousness*

All hail the Scum Queen!

Lol congrats on your win Gnomey <3

Originally Posted by Scirrus

All hail the Scum Queen!

Thou art a good and loyal subject and thou shalt be knighted and, henceforth, known as Sir Scirrus. Thou mayest choose thy horse and sword.