This forum is hereby taken over by Her Majesty, the Queen of All Scum. All townies will be subjugated and required to kowtow in the presence of the Scum Queen.
There are, however, better roles to play in the Realm of the Scum Queen. If thou shalt like one of those magnificent roles, please make note below. Make sure to use sufficiently obsequious language so that we know that thy intentions are noble and that thy heart is pure. Then we shall know that thou shalt be a Most Excellent Minion to Her Majesty, the Queen of All Scum.
Please note that this offer is good today only. After today, thou shalt be nothing but scum beneath my boots.
Her Royal Highness,
The Queen of All Scum