Hello there fellow PerCer's!
This burden I have borne all of my life, and I can bear it no longer. I am shunned, ostracized, and even ridiculed for my beliefs and practices. Those who were my acquaintances turn on me once they realize the full extent of my depravity.
I'm speaking, of course, of grilled cheese sandwiches. Everyone I know fries theirs in butter... a practice that I find most frightening and, quite frankly, nauseating. A real sentient life form prepares their grilled cheese sandwiches using mayonnaise, I say!
I wonder if anyone is with me, or if I still am a freak of nature on this one. Mostly I'm just bored and I've never done a poll, so here we are :D