ENTP: My type. Rarely meet others, and when I do they seem to be the only ones that don't notice me for a change.
INTP: Funny and smart, haven't met too many.
ENFP: Has the ability to do stupid/unhealthy/dangerous shit 24/7 and feel nothing but psychological regret. The more levelheaded ones are nice, good to talk to. Overall very interesting people that I would not want to spend too much time with.
INFP: Smart, funny, interesting people that tend to not be on Earth half the time so human interaction is difficult. Also stop digging yourselves into ditches.
ENFJ: Can be interesting people, yet too normal for discussion of real evil ideas. Also take into account that one ENFJ that has said nothing but variations on the word "hi" to me for the past 5 months. Can be unintentionally mean with leaving their Se baggage onto others.
INFJ: Actually the definition of "cool". Fun and interesting, smart. Will shame you to hell and back if they disapprove.
ISTJ: My best friend. Ripping apart their fabric of reality is a guilty pleasure of mine. Suffer too much at the hands of neglectful people. let me help you let me help you let me help you let me help you
ESTP: Everyone thinks that they are assholes. They're prolly right, but they are still great people. Stop going to wild lengths to prove that you are cool. Do keep loving life and working on the more real parts of your badassery.
ISTP: Dedicated af. Will block your path on purpose. Teases people, people think that they are being serious. Chill out, sex is not everything.