ENTPs Give Life Advice (And it Goes Badly)

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    ENTPs Give Life Advice (And it Goes Badly)

    Ask an ENTP a question; get horrible advice with a convincing rationale so you can be a shitty person with a good excuse. That about sums it up.



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    Quote Originally Posted by saucexy View Post
    Ask an ENTP a question; get horrible advice with a convincing rationale so you can be a shitty person with a good excuse. That about sums it up.
    Yes, I have a question. How can I become a better human being? Thank you. Awaiting your enlightened response.

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    ENTP - The Visionaries

    Simple! All you have to do is figure out how to positively effect the largest number of people for the greater good. A few ways come to mind. Are you tired of seeing all those poor animals at the pound or wandering around the street? You can help, for a measly fed ex fee you can ship these poor dogs to Asia where they can roam free and flourish. On top of that there are many starving countries in Asia too 🙄
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    @Pippi a couple things to live life but not seem like a douchebag:
    - if you want to cut in line, ask a person if you could go behind them instead of in front. it won't affect the person you're asking, so they'll say yes, and the person behind you won't think too much about it, as it registered that you asked to cut in.
    - if in an argument, try to stand in front of a mirror. that way the person you're arguing with will see themselves in the mirror and want to preserve their image.
    - if a friend is telling you something important to them, paraphrase it back to them in the form of "so, what you're saying is ______?" they'll know that you listened and took it to heart, which makes them want to talk to you more, or trust you more.
    - if asking a favor of a stranger, ask them a little one that they could relate to (i.e. "heyyy you wouldn't happen to have a tampon would you?" at the end of the exchange, there will probably be a feeling of kinship between you, and most likely, a small friendship). Once they warm up to you, then you can ask for your BIG favor, the one that you actually need. They will be much more likely to help you with a big favor now than before. And they still won't think you're a dick about it! :)
    - if the person starts squinting during certain specific subjects, that means that those subjects trouble them. do what you will with that knowledge. Hope this helps!
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    Quote Originally Posted by saucexy View Post
    @Pippi a couple things to live life but not seem like a douchebag:
    - if you want to cut in line, ask a person if you could go behind them instead of in front. it won't affect the person you're asking, so they'll say yes, and the person behind you won't think too much about it, as it registered that you asked to cut in.
    - if in an argument, try to stand in front of a mirror. that way the person you're arguing with will see themselves in the mirror and want to preserve their image.
    - if a friend is telling you something important to them, paraphrase it back to them in the form of "so, what you're saying is ______?" they'll know that you listened and took it to heart, which makes them want to talk to you more, or trust you more.
    - if asking a favor of a stranger, ask them a little one that they could relate to (i.e. "heyyy you wouldn't happen to have a tampon would you?" at the end of the exchange, there will probably be a feeling of kinship between you, and most likely, a small friendship). Once they warm up to you, then you can ask for your BIG favor, the one that you actually need. They will be much more likely to help you with a big favor now than before. And they still won't think you're a dick about it! :)
    - if the person starts squinting during certain specific subjects, that means that those subjects trouble them. do what you will with that knowledge. Hope this helps!
    These laws are too hard to follow. What if I can't remember what the person just said to me because I wasn't listening? What if the person in line farted and I don't want to go behind them? What if the guy I ask for the tampon from pulls one out of his ass? There are so many what-ifs. I'm always going to be a POS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pippi View Post
    These laws are too hard to follow. What if I can't remember what the person just said to me because I wasn't listening? What if the person in line farted and I don't want to go behind them? What if the guy I ask for the tampon from pulls one out of his ass? There are so many what-ifs. I'm always going to be a POS.
    and i thought you were an intuitive smh smh. oBservE.

    if the guy pulls a tampon out of his ass, that's kinky. if the guy you're trying to cut behind farts, tell him to put the tampon back in. and if the person finishes talking and you don't know what to say, ask them for a tampon, as you lost yours. quite obvious, really

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    Quote Originally Posted by saucexy View Post
    and i thought you were an intuitive smh smh. oBservE.

    if the guy pulls a tampon out of his ass, that's kinky. if the guy you're trying to cut behind farts, tell him to put the tampon back in. and if the person finishes talking and you don't know what to say, ask them for a tampon, as you lost yours. quite obvious, really
    So, what you're saying is, find a guy who's standing in the line and who's distractedly talking too much, pinch his ass, and ask him to get me an extra tampon when he gets to the front of the line.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pippi View Post
    So, what you're saying is, find a guy who's standing in the line and who's distractedly talking too much, pinch his ass, and ask him to get me an extra tampon when he gets to the front of the line.
    i saw what u did there ajsljslkjkj

    amen amen, but maybe try getting two tampons first, that way if the talking guy farts, you can pinch him to distract him and plug both holes in a double attack. just a suggestion to an an already impeccable plan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by saucexy View Post
    i saw what u did there ajsljslkjkj

    amen amen, but maybe try getting two tampons first, that way if the talking guy farts, you can pinch him to distract him and plug both holes in a double attack. just a suggestion to an an already impeccable plan.
    YOU are an absolute genius. Thank you so much for your expert advice! I'm ready! I'm going to get the fuck out there and BE A GOOD PERSON! This is so fucking exciting!!!!!! I need $10,000 to get started, and then I think I'll be ready to ROCK!!!!! How would you like to be my first investor?
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    absolutely! i can transfer the money directly to your acount, i just need a bit of personal information, pin number, account number, etc :)
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