I’m sorry, the title is my attempt at humor.
Actually let’s roll with it. I could use a interesting, amusing literature thread.
Please post examples of the worst lines. The confusing, the over-reaching, the pathetic. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled sentences yearning to breathe free.
Take excerpts from terrible books that actually got published (I especially like horrible romances). Give full credit to the authors.
If you correct papers give us the funniest grammar mistakes (no names on those, please).
Whatcha’ got lying around? Seen anything silly?