“I don’t need to do my research. I just know this is true!”
“Hey wanna here some trivia!? Who cares if it’s random, it’s so cool!”
“Wanna go to a party in an hour!? I know I didn’t tell you about it. But it could be fun! There’s going to be loud music and lots of people!”
“I left out some...
I’m going to be writing a guide each day on how to annoy each of the types, based on what I’ve observed. First, ENTPs
“Can I lean on you to be organized? I just need you to do this for me, on behalf of me.”
“That’s a silly idea. Let it go.”
“I want you to act personable. Stop acting...
I always hear people going on and on about how awesome their personality type is and how great they are and how the world would explode and be invaded by aliens or whatever if it weren't for them. Thing is I never actually see people asking what do people hate about their personality type.
I've been so cynical of many things lately. A lot of pointless shit annoys me.
IE if someone does one thing that I don't like; I'll dismiss them and find a flaw in them, no matter how stupid.
I've found flaws in some of the best of human beings out there.
I've found a flaw so pointless that...
If you like this thread, check out the sister threads. Just replace "Feeler" with "Sensor," "Thinker," and "Intuitor."
- Solve their problem. Logically.
- Insist that they don't make sense.
- Question their sentimental attachments.
- Examine their behavior "in the name of science."
I wrote this on the MBTI jokes thread. Seems like it deserves its own, because I can only come up with really crummy ones.
Here's what I wrote in the other thread.
13. Be thirty seconds late.
14. Ask them why they like parties constantly.
15. Buy them a cat.
16. For SPs, buy them a day...