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  1. [ENTP] A stupid question about jokes.

    ENTP Forum- The Visionaries
    Do you say some equivalent of "What does that even mean?" and "That doesn't make any sense" often? I'm putting this here because the person I know that does that is an ENTP. The thing that's funny to me though is that he also says that about some specific types of jokes, mostly word plays, while...
  2. [INTP] Humor Problems

    INTP Forum - The Thinkers
    Does anyone else have a negative reaction to their jokes sometimes? I was having a conversation with my family tonight over FaceTime. Everyone in the room could hear me. My main convo was with a brother, who I get along with well, but he's always ribbing me. When I shot an insult back in what I...
  3. [INFJ] Making jokes or responding to them

    INFJ Forum - The Protectors
    I sucked at it, both at the same time... I'm actually a serious kind person craving for knowledge, not any kind of jest... That's why my friends loves to make jokes about me and it was kind of annoying... But sometimes I get what they mean and later laughed off about it... Do you also felt/do...
  4. [INFP] Joke Page

    INFP Forum - The Idealists
    *Takes a deep breath* *Rattles off some puns* Hey, wanna hear a ghost joke? No. THAT'S the spirit! What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? What? A can't opener! (Basically, you get my sense of humor. Feel free to add more jokes that you've encountered in your travels!) (Also, if you...
  5. [INTJ] INTJ's as friends, how can you tell if an INTJ is or wants to be your friend? Or more

    INTJ Forum - The Scientists
    Hello, I am an INFP and recently I have gotten to know a guy who is an INTJ. Question:Do INTJ's usually talk to people for long periods of time online and is if they do is this a good sign that they want to be friends or more than that too is okay:wink: Background story:We met online and have...
  6. [INTJ] What is your favorite joke(s)? Other people's reactions to it?

    INTJ Forum - The Scientists
    I'd say that my kind of humor is very different from that of those around me. Generally, it's dry humor full with bad puns and science jokes. That being said, what's your favorite joke(s)? How do people respond when you tell them that joke? My favorite joke: What do you do with a dead chemist...
  7. GIFs: MBTI Types reaction to...

    Myers Briggs Forum
    Inspired by http://personalitycafe.com/intj-forum-scientists/126949-how-you-see-16-types-gif-form.html Choose gifs of how different types would react to different things. Below are some examples. INTJ's reaction to an INFP (like myself) saying something based on their Fi with no logic what so...
  8. [ISFP] Anyone have some really bad Halloween puns? It's almost October!

    ISFP Forum - The Artists
    Ok so the INFPs have a thread about bad Halloween puns, so I thought that maybe we could have one too! It's really fun. Here's my two Halloween pun jokes. Q: What is the sick skeleton doing? A: He's COFFIN! Q: Why did the ghost cross the road? A: To get to "THE OTHER SIDE" I think I'm having...
  9. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road, MBTI Style

    Myers Briggs Forum
    16 Reasons Why the Chicken Crossed the Road ENTJ : Because I ordered it to cross the road ENTP: Imagine if chickens continually keep crossing the road. It could be used as a renewable power source! INTJ: Chickens are stupid. INTP: Er, I didn’t see it. Must have been thinking about something...
  10. MBriggs One Line Prayers for Every Personality Type

    Myers Briggs Forum
    Hello Everyone, Very Cute!! and funny. Please see this Matrix of one-liner prayers attached. I came across this is my original MBriggs test in 2006 and couldn't help but share. Examples: ISTJ " God, help me to begin RELAXING about little details tomorrow at 11:41:21 a.m." INTP " Lord...
  11. [INTP] INTP sterotype jokes

    INTP Forum - The Thinkers
    We need a thread dedicated to these. For whatever reason I find them very accurate and hilarious. He are some examples(All asked to an INTP): Why did the chicken cross the road? I missed it, must've been thinking about something else... What's your best pickup line? You know, we have actually...
  12. [ENFP] The hardest you have ever laughed

    ENFP Forum - The Inspirers
    I remember when I was about 10 or so I was staying at my uncle's house with my cousins. We were all sitting in a room downstairs and then suddenly a big cockroach scurried across the floor. My cousin (who was about the same age as me) got up from her chair and pointed at the cockroach and...
  13. MBTI jokes

    Myers Briggs Forum
    Post jokes about the personality types here, it can be your own jokes or just something funny you found on the somewhere else.
  14. Political Jokes p 2/2

    Blog
    'The battle of the bridge': There was a great, great bridge over across a narrow ridge in the middle of two hemispheres somehow there was bad atmosphere Left brain really did long for right Took a quick glimpse across, what did he see? a mess, chaos and giddy feelings Horror!! Frightened he...
  15. [ENFP] Any other ENFP's that share the INTP habit of deconstructing jokes?

    ENFP Forum - The Inspirers
    So I saw this meme... And instead of laughing like a NORMAL person... this is what went through my mind. "Dumbo! That's impossible! Video cameras only shoot at a certain rate of frames per second! That's not nearly as precise as actual motion! It's our mind overcompensating that makes it a...
  16. Little artist babies.

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    There's a girl in my school who always jokes about us being married someday and having kids. It's obviously a joke. Well I thought it was. I have no clue how it started. Just one day in art class she asked if we could get married and have "little artist babies." Besides that one little joke...
  17. [INTP] Caption Competition!

    INTP Forum - The Thinkers
    Come up with a funny caption for a photo, and win a prize! :happy: When I say prize, what I mean is: no prize. :dry: But there might be cake! :laughing: No, actually there is no cake. :shocked: But there could be some thanks in it!!! :crazy::crazy::crazy: I'll post a photo first --...
  18. [INTP] Explaining Your Ideas, Thoughts and Jokes

    INTP Forum - The Thinkers
    I hate posting threads. And this is why... I always get excited about an idea... :crazy: ...but sometimes it is hard to explain to others just why it is so great. Or it turns out to be crap anyway. I then feel like some ENTP wannabe for having even bothered. :blushed: Also, I *like* being...
  19. [ISFJ] What's so funny?

    ISFJ Forum - The Nurturers
    So I just started a thread about favorite jokes over in the ENTP forum and it got me to thinking. My ISFJ wife has a vastly different sense of humor than me. I like a lot of stand up comedy, which she hates because it tends to mock and poke fun at people. So I want to know just what ISFJ's...
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