Ode to Neptune Cold, blue, and distant Isolated and quiet Serene and tranquil Away from pother Hustle, bustle, and bother Far removed from maggot-infested streets Where ant colonies conspire to take all the best seats I walk not on eggshells but on the scrambled embryo within I gaze around at...

Ode to the Nice Guys This rant was written for the http://clubs.wharton.upenn.edu/fcpaper/index.html Wharton Undergraduate Journal This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what...