Creepy, creepy critters crawling in my bed
Oh will they bite, perhaps it in my head
Creepy creepy critters crawling everywhere
Yes, I am alone in a dark room, no one else would care
12 in the morning, now I want to scream
but that would be rude, ill wake up the den
All these awful bedbugs, taunt...
I'm not very good at typing characters (or real people), see if you can give it a go!
Old Green Grasshopper:
The Old Man: