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INFPs --

I just ❤ POSSIBILITIES.

Your boyfriend, girlfriend, mother, father, daughter, son, husband and/or wife says to you:



That is all good and fine. ;-)

What is the worst reply you can think of to I LOVE YOU?

 

  1. "Thanks"
  2. "Okay"
  3. "That's good"
  4. "I love me also"
  5. "You don't know what love means"
  6. "I don't love you"
  7. (the sound of crickets - nothing)
  8. (the sound of a rim shot "bada boom!)
  9. "That's good. Can I have some money?"
  10. "Good. Now go clean your room"
 

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"You don't know what you really feel because you're too sensitive, which means you also don't know how to accurately identify your feelings. Stop putting on a facade of loving someone when you have no idea how to actually feel correctly or show love. You're a liar and a horrible person."
 

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"Wait. Are you crying now? Hahaha Poor little you. X was right about you. The whole community was right about you. You're a freak and.... Stop crying! How can anyone love you when you keep crying! Freak! Such a drama queen. You're never there for me. You only care about yourself. You're so selfish to keep crying. This is why nobody at school/work/church/whatever likes you."
 
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What fun! Here are a few replies I can think of:

Sneering/horrified facial expression.
Smug facial expression.
Cold, calculating expression, nodding.

I have to leave now.
I don't feel well.
I wish you hadn't said that.
I knew you were going to say that.
Oh god, here we go....
Don't pull that crap on me.
You think you can manipulate me with that?
Did you know love was invented in the Middle Ages?
 

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@islandlight I swear I am having way too much fun with this.... lol. ;-)

 

  • "God loves you more"
  • "Pack your things by 4pm and get out of here"
  • "Let's be friends"
  • "It's not you, it's me"
  • "Bye"
  • "Cool. As I was saying...."
  • "Sorry, I don't swing that way..."
  • "Thanks. You're still going to jail"
  • "Cheeky bastard!"
  • "Fuck off"
  • "Go away"
  • "Stop stalking me"
  • "You're not the only one"
 

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1. "Not now. I'm gassy and I have to poop."
2. "Thanks. Can we order now? I'm getting the lobster and a bottle of wine."
3. laughs for about 2 minutes
4. "Get off me, aren't you finished yet?"
5. "LOL. Okay dude."
6. "Make America Great Again." or just shout back ... "MAGA!"
7. "It's halftime, the boys are thirsty, bring us some beers, a few snacks ...... and STFU."
8. "Thanks. I'm pregnant. What should we do now?"
 

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1. Oh 👀
2. Hold on a second
3. (Burp)
4. Yes

Maybe all of those in order to a boyfriend/girlfriend.
 
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I understand you. I love me too! 🤣🤣🤣

Quite an ironic answer. I don't know if I would be angry about this answer. It could be so much worse :D
 
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"I used to love you too"
"Your constant expressions of emotion really get on my nerves. It's awful, just like in one of those kitschy Hollywood movies "
"You have no idea what love actually is"
"What do you expect me to say now!?"
"I'm not sure"
"You just want to lull me back."
 
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I would never say the answers above. Not even for fun.
 
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Based on an early relationship, I found the frequent reply of "I know." quite a buzzkill to my romanticism.
 

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Oooooo... the very famous @Hexigoon enters one of my piddly threads! I am truly honored. I've been reading your responses in the "Lives Matter" thread and loving your thoughts. Is this off-topic?

OF COURSE, IT IS!

I don't care, cuz it's my thread, I can do anything I want!

:)

Thanks for joining in!
 
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