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From my 17 years of life as an ENFP I have understood things about my childhood self here are the top 5 signature moves IMO of ENFP children

5. Lets start with the obvious calling out:

Class of 8 year olds:

Teacher: What is the square root of a million

ENFP child raises hand

Teacher Ignores


Teacher: Child A do you know?

Child A: ummm....

ENFP kid: 1000!

Teacher facepalms

4. Getting lost

6 year old ENFP child

Mom: Stay here

Enfp child: OOO Shiny!!!

le ENFP is lost.

WAA!!!!!!

3. Question combos!

ENFP child: Miss why is the sky blue?

Teacher: why dear its because off nitrogen atoms

Enfp Child: whats a Nitrogen atom

A long time later...

ENFP child: So atoms = Lego, and Electrons = the sticky bits of Lego then why does e=mc^2

Teacher:


2. Bedtime


1. Tantrum

Bully punches ENFP kid- ENFP kid spinning back kicks bully in the knee.

Bully snitches

Enfp kid gets suspended.

Fi kicks in and values have been utterly defiled:

Enfp kid: Wait a minute...



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Guilty of #5 and #3 here. Bedtime translated to "Go in your room and read/play with your toys until you're tired" thus, I never really minded it. I also, thankfully, never got in trouble for anything a bully did to me and still have issues with admitting i'm lost- I just always told my parents I was "exploring". :p
 

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Guilty of #1, #2, #3 and #5...laughing every time I read #1 :laughing:

The story of a 5 year old enfpleasantly: example of #3
*After pondering for a lonnggg time...CLICK! I ran to verify my epiphany with my Dad*...

Me: Dad, I know that our language is the right language because everything in other languages mean English words!
Dad: *not paying attention* uhh huh.
Me: Holy crap...I can figure out anything!
 

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1- sleep walked
2- talked back
3- had psychic experiences
4- cried a lot! I was a big fat cry baby
5- fought with my brothers like WW3. blood guts gore farts type warfare (at least that's how I remember it)
 

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When I Found Out My esfj Mom Likes Hugs Too

1. ENFP:*coughing up my lungs*
ENFP: Mommmyyy..............can I......has........hug?



ESFJ Mom: Yes of course hun!



~tears of joy~



But, Then I Was Harshly Let Down...


ENFP: *Hacking up lungs again*
ENFP: Dad...you hugzz me?
ISTJ Dad: EWWW no, i dont want your germs!!!



~But would if its my last day~
 

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#1. is actually funny because this same exact situation happened to me, but I was the bully :/ wait, no I wasn't. He was the bully. It was the other way around. I snitched on him after I punched him in the face because he said my jeans were uncool. Then I ran away and told the teacher he attacked me. Haha. I was seen as a good kid.. unfortunately he wasn't..
 

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Guilty of #1, #2, #3 and #5...laughing every time I read #1 :laughing:

The story of a 5 year old enfpleasantly: example of #3
*After pondering for a lonnggg time...CLICK! I ran to verify my epiphany with my Dad*...

Me: Dad, I know that our language is the right language because everything in other languages mean English words!
Dad: *not paying attention* uhh huh.
Me: Holy crap...I can figure out anything!
That's so very excellent. :)
 

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I can relate with the OP, but I remember the incidents which I've done relating to these. So,alright,this is one of those 'important' questions which I often asked when I was a kid.
(Idk why, but ironically I always use to ask questions which were kinda related to porn.)
When I was a kid-
In a party, in front of people, I keenly asked loudly,
'mom, what are those round things called which you've 'on' the chest? :) ^_^' (back then, I didn't know that they were called breasts)
And then I still remember people looking at me with an expression like I committed some kind of a crime.
Mom's reaction was typically this to the public:

And when we returned home, it was mom's calamity...


There were many more, as I recall, I will post here. lol

EDIT- here's another one, which I had asked my sis:
me- why don't you keep the door open while bathing like me? :)
sis-


Another one in the movie hall:
mom- *farts*
me innocently shouting- mom, you're farting!!:happy:
*all people looks at her*
she to the public-


All these, irl I did in my language, I was kinda a nerd back then.:tongue:
 

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ENFP are so weird as children we are nerds but when we grow up we are the cool ones well not me but other ENFPs are generally cool.

Come to think of it I am EXTREMELY nostalgic is that an ENFP thing?
 

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I can relate to #2 and #4!

I talked WAY too much, thats what I always got in trouble for! Welll that, and trying to sell fruit roll ups out of my lunch box in 1st grade hahaha
 

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OMG that was totally me! I was always the one with my hand up in class... also I got suspended four times in high school for fighting back against bullies but never getting away with it, because in my mind I had every right to fight them back so I was never sneaky about it, they were always a lot more crafty than me so they would get away with bullying... And I was one of the most 'intelligent' people in my school so the teachers would always bring that up and tell me how much more they expected of me... but never intervened when I was being bullied! Argh I hated my school.
 

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1. Age 3: Spent a crapload of time on a Apple Macintosh Performa
2. Age 4/5ish: Watched Walker: Texas Ranger all the time, hoping that one day I could do martial arts like Chuck Norris.
3. Age 5ish: Spent a crapload of time on an Apple iMac (original) Bondi blue.
4. Age 5/6ish: An ADHD, dyslexic kidlet entered homeschool.. Lo, I was that child.
3. Age 11ish: Spent a crapload of time on an Apple eMac G4

Hahahahahaha I may do a better one later.. I just felt like doing an Apple-centric childhood one.
 
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