[Transcendence]

Today my mother called me and said she had some important news.
I said "What's up?", curious to find out what she had to say.

She told me that I now own an apartment and that I soon will be ready to move out and into my own place.
I'm 17 and I will be 18 in December. After a lot of to and fro it has finally happened.

I am finally taking my first steps into the world of adulthood.
This is one of many adult achievements. I hope I am welcome in your kingdom.

 

[bionic]

Congrats, but to be honest.... GASPARD ULLIEL UGH YUMYYUMYUYUJMYUMYUYMUYUJMUYJMUYJM

 

[bionic]

 

[Miss Scarlet]

If your mom did it for you then it really doesn't cout.

 

[Transcendence]

If your mom did it for you then it really doesn't cout.

Oh, it does. There's a reason I'm moving out, it didn't cost her a thing

 

[DJArendee]

Now all you gotta do is make sure you don't get fired from your job then go bankrupt off of 3 months of unemployment and promissory payments, get evicted from your apartment cry yourself to sleep under a bridge every night and end up sucking dicks for cocaine.

 

[Transcendence]

sucking dicks for cocaine.

Dicks? WHERE?!