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INTP

I - is for introvert, a reserved, solitary soul,
Too much time spent in my own head, now this im often told,
I remember being 8 years old, so wild, i seized the day,
Now im mild, i envy that child, my passions gone away

N - is for intuitive, connections here and there,
Unrelated topics begin relating everywhere,
I try to share these thoughts out loud but no one seems to care,
My words, they fall upon deaf ears, its back to the ground i stare

T - it stand for thinker, as opposed to feel,
People think we lack emotion but the pain is real,
Expressions what we really lack, my face remains unchanged,
I prefer to base my weight on logic, i find emotions strange

P - is for perceiving, lifes unorganised, unplanned,
I admit that im a lazy fuck, all but my right hand,
I sit and wonder what life would be, should i set a date,
But fuck that shit im happy right here, il leave it down to fate
 

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*feels awkward*
 

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Let me try.

Ai. En. to the TEEPEE. INTP.
We are better than GLEE.
Do you think you can do better than me?
Lol, no you cannot.

We think, think, think.
we over-think.
over anal...lyze.
lalala

LALALALALA
INTP.
I want this on a t shirt and I want a sad chorus to sing it at my funeral
 

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Oh, orange-fleshed Guidos,
spiked hair and bad perfume,
I watched the Jersey Shore
and contemplated my doom.

Snooki is pregnant with a baby,
fetal fist pumps in the womb,
for the sake of humanity,
let me find a coat hanger
or a broom.

Oh, Mike the situation,
shows his abs on the TV,
a life of idiocy, you see,
MTV supplies this to me.
 

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Oh my god, so we are fucking poets now.
Reading the OP almost made me go "wow."
Actually, no it did not but I was still impressed
it might be enough to get a girl undressed.


I love you INTP fuckers,
and you other lurkers.
*awkward silence.*
 

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With so much drama in the ol' PerC
It's kinda hard bein' one of the INTPs,
But we, somehow, some way
Keep comin' up with funky ass posts like every single day.

May I talk a little while with the NTs?
And say hi to the INFPs, too.
Two in the mornin' and the forum's still jumpin'
'Cause the Admins ain't on.

I see people in The Art Museum gettin' it on
And they ain't leavin' 'til six in the mornin'
So what you wanna do? Shit, I got a Ti-
Ne axis and my homeboys do too

So turn on your mind and close the doors
But, but what? We gon' share photos, yeah.
So we gonna have some fun with this
P's up, J's down, while you motherfuckers bounce to this.

Rollin' through PerC, showin' all y'all
Bout them INTPs, laid back
With our minds on our logic
And our logic on our minds.

Rollin' through PerC, showin' all y'all
Bout them INTPs, laid back
With our minds on our logic
And our logic on our minds.

Now you know cuz of our auxiliary N
Everyone wants to debate, but they just can't win.
Now this type of shit happens all the time,
You bound to get schooled by our magnificent minds.

Everything is fine when you listenin' to INTPs.
We got that comprehensive theory that be captivating he
Who listens, to the words that we speak.
Give us some time to think, we'll show your argument is weak.

Then get to yappin' bout what drink's our favorite
Articulating why we crave it.
Harvard degree? Our response will be "please"
Appeal to authority, don't mean jack shit to me.

At ease, as I jive with the home crowd, feel the T.

Son, we're just

Rollin' through PerC, showin' all y'all
Bout them INTPs, laid back
With our minds on our logic
And our logic on our minds.

Rollin' through PerC, showin' all y'all
Bout them INTPs, laid back
With our minds on our logic
And our logic on our minds.

Earlier this thread, my homey
Doodle said "Hey you, make a poem, gain some cred."
Boy there ain't no J, who can write one like this one
They'll simply choke, shit, that ain't no joke.

So y'all just back up off of us and put your mouse down
Ti-Ne axis, yeah, you've fucked up now.
But there ain't no stoppin', we still poppin'
CowboyBarry got mad lyrics that he's steadily droppin'

To serve these ranks with some lyrical pranks,
'Cause when I post this rhyme, you know I'm gonna get lots of Thanks
Don't get upset guys, that's just how it goes.
We don't like you bro, we out the do' and we'll be

Rollin' through PerC, showin' all y'all
Bout them INTPs, laid back
With our minds on our logic
And our logic on our minds.

Rollin' through PerC, showin' all y'all
Bout them INTPs, laid back
With our minds on our logic
And our logic on our minds.

Rollin' through PerC, showin' all y'all
Bout them INTPs, laid back
With our minds on our logic
And our logic on our minds.
 
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