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Damn, this thread is where it's at. I mean, fuck all those long paragraphs on Wikisocion, right?
...anyway, in all seriousness, I think this stuff is cool because sometimes it's in gross exaggerations that you can find weird truths about yourself. Descriptions that aren't too predictive of behavior sometimes can leave people confused because they can all be relatable to an extent.
You know what this makes me think of? The sort of mean playground bully who has a tiny gang and everything, the guy everyone thinks is rude and unapproachable but also kinda stupid. But then you find out later that he actually has a soft, fluffy heart of gold and thinks about deep and philosophical things when he's done beating up people, and actually just wants to find someone to appreciate him.Se: You love to beat people up, and you also play football. You are obsessed with power, and constantly threaten to pop a cap in someone's ass. You rape lots of people, and commit felonies every day.Fi: You're a moralistic prude, and love to beat people with Bibles. You live in a red state, and probably voted for George Bush because of his "family values." You are also really clingy, and hate friendly people.
Yeeeah. This has absolutely evaporated any and every doubt about my type.Napoleon (Nap, Napka, SEE, ESFp)
Absolutely uncontrollable giant creatures of dim-witted punching force. Constantly trying to prove to everyone else that they are cooler, smarter, have larger salaries, and that, all in all, their member is longer and thicker.
In virtual space, this type is represented mainly by the female sex. Part of this effect is due to the fact that Napoleon men almost always type themselves into Zhukovs (SLEs).
Part of socionic community (in which one may occasionally find their duals - Balzacs) treats them with admiration for their ability to get out and pull anyone else out of any crappy situation, and for their absolutely unwavering and constant optimism and readiness to act.
The rest they manage to provoke with their self-aggrandizing stupidity, inescapable desire to make themselves a cog in each barrel without vaseline, impositions on everyone of their exclusive knowledge of life, and never fading demonstrations of own superiority.
The forums Napoleons in equal proportions belaud their duals Balzacs and ask advice on how to deal with their horridness. And when opportunity presents itself, they will gladly attempt to demonstrate their sharp wit and their deep knowledge of life.
...anyway, in all seriousness, I think this stuff is cool because sometimes it's in gross exaggerations that you can find weird truths about yourself. Descriptions that aren't too predictive of behavior sometimes can leave people confused because they can all be relatable to an extent.