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Hello. I am new to this forum, and there is something very sad about me that you must read.

I seldom enjoy forums. Whenever I join forums, they end up depressing me because I see how unpopular I am, even on the internet.

But don't look too sad, Jimmy! There is a solution, and all you need to do is what I tell you needs to be done.

If you are especially nice to me, I'll become more confident and post on this forum often. I've noticed that the forum members with the most posts are also the cleverest. I'm hoping that this relationship is causal, and that with a few more posts, I'll cultivate some wit, whereupon I will truly be deserving of your ongoing praise and respect.

With hopes that you will consider and ultimately obey my request,
Trelliot, an INTP
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I've noticed that the forum members with the most posts are also the cleverest.
You've flattered me. Now I shall accept you into my elite collection of friends.

Welcome to PersonalityCafe :happy:
 
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Hey! Hey~! HEYYYY!!

Have fun :crazy:.This forum is nice (not THAT much bullying :dry:)! Hope you enjoy your time...
 

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Yo, nice avatar! GEE, I wonder which other three guys on this forum you probably know in real life.

Hello. I am new to this forum, and there is something very sad about me that you must read.

I seldom enjoy forums. Whenever I join forums, they end up depressing me because I see how unpopular I am, even on the internet.
Bahaha, it's okay. Before PerC, I couldn't commit to a forum to save my life. Even now, what's the point when I have everything I need right here? ;D

I really hope you stay, though! I'd say a big part of what makes this place so much friendlier than others is the "thanks" button. You'll know if you're on the right track.

Sooooo yes, I'll obey your request. ;D Welcome to PerC and enjoy your stay.
 

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I wont take offense at your suggestion that I'm stupid (my post count is feeble for my time here) but you sound a lot like me not so long ago, and I relate to your overuse of commas. Anyone who writes so well should be expressing themself on a forum - I hope you continue to do so here :happy:
 

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Trelliot, I can honestly say that I want you to be my pleasure pu-

How does that song go?
 

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Oh hey there, Trelliot. I hope you enjoy your stay, and help to make my time on the forums a more memorable one.

Also, you're lumpy and you smell bad.
 
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