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My toddler is pointing to the cookie jar and toddler meltdown screaming for "food". She knows how to say many specific food names (including cookie), and I've obviously fed her and I did actually let her have one, but not a meal of cookies. I just realized if anyone overhears they may assume that I won't feed my hungry child instead of I won't let my child eat all of the cookies. Well played child, well played.

Is there a chance I'm raising one or you? :p
 

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My toddler is pointing to the cookie jar and toddler meltdown screaming for "food". She knows how to say many specific food names (including cookie), and I've obviously fed her and I did actually let her have one, but not a meal of cookies. I just realized if anyone overhears they may assume that I won't feed my hungry child instead of I won't let my child eat all of the cookies. Well played child, well played.

Is there a chance I'm raising one or you? :p
Be weary if the toddler wants coffee to go with cookies. And swears a lot while working with word. Be weary.
If s/he also converts these documents into PDF files, well, you're in trouble.:smug:
 

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My toddler is pointing to the cookie jar and toddler meltdown screaming for "food". She knows how to say many specific food names (including cookie), and I've obviously fed her and I did actually let her have one, but not a meal of cookies. I just realized if anyone overhears they may assume that I won't feed my hungry child instead of I won't let my child eat all of the cookies. Well played child, well played.

Is there a chance I'm raising one or you? :p
I wasn't much of a crier or fit thrower. I was pretty chill, actually my dear mom said I was a perfect child - but I think it's because she had my sister after me lol. I would have just asked with manners if I could have a cookie and my mom would have given me all the cookies, jk - kind of. I think my mom talked to me like an adult and would just explain that I could have a certain amount of cookies but not a bunch of them.
 

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My toddler is pointing to the cookie jar and toddler meltdown screaming for "food". She knows how to say many specific food names (including cookie), and I've obviously fed her and I did actually let her have one, but not a meal of cookies. I just realized if anyone overhears they may assume that I won't feed my hungry child instead of I won't let my child eat all of the cookies. Well played child, well played.

Is there a chance I'm raising one or you? :p
As a teenager I used to get pocket money to buy steak.

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My toddler is pointing to the cookie jar and toddler meltdown screaming for "food". She knows how to say many specific food names (including cookie), and I've obviously fed her and I did actually let her have one, but not a meal of cookies. I just realized if anyone overhears they may assume that I won't feed my hungry child instead of I won't let my child eat all of the cookies. Well played child, well played.

Is there a chance I'm raising one or you? :p
Nope. I was what people classified as the 'perfect child'. Then I hit my teens. ;)
 
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