[Sarah Jennings]

He was mad at me, well
We had just fought
But I still wanna get him something, what do u reccommend?

Thx!

He always says he doesn't care about his bday but I think everyone deserves a gift

 

[ambiguous entity]

A blowjob.. Or maybe a new laptop

 

[Ember]

http://personalitycafe.com/intp-forum-thinkers/96390-gifts-surprises-intp.html There you go.

 

[anarchitektur]

A rhinestone-studded leather thong.

 

[Ember]

@Richard's 3D printer.

 

[Alto]

A birthday present.

 

[kikikins]

Wow everybody has been so useful! A blowjob? a rhinestone-studded thong? or 3D printer? Oh my! @Sarah Jennings , you have some serious decisions to make...

Perhaps you could give us some guidance on his interests, profession, hobbies? How close you two are? Is a blowjob inappropriate in the context of your friendship/relationship?

 

[Deathbagel]

A Tonka Truck.

 

[anarchitektur]

a rhinestone-studded thong?

Don't cheapen it. I said a rhinestone-studded leather thong.

 

[qingdom]

Don't cheapen it. I said a rhinestone-studded leather thong.

no imitation pleather either.

 

[kikikins]

Don't cheapen it. I said a rhinestone-studded leather thong.

Oh, right thanks for catching that. I assume pleather will not do. What if he's vegan? We should find out.

 

[Ember]

Best birthday gift? Direct him to PerC.

 

[qingdom]

Best birthday gift? Direct him to PerC.

noooo... that's a bad idea... we want them to stay together.. not steal assimilate him from her.

 

[Sarah Jennings]

Is 3D printer realtor a The Onion joke?

 

[Sarah Jennings]

I'm wondering if better not to get a gift at all, he might get offended bc it's belated and bc he specifically said never get him anything, mostly bc I know he doesn't wanna feel obbligated to get me one on my bday lol

He was stuck playing Lord of Ultimate last time I checked

Don't wanna insult him by buying him a crap computer game he doesn't like

He hates pretending to like gifts he really hates

 

[downsowf]

Just take him out to a bar, open up a tab, and buy his drinks.

 

[In2itive]

A book, something that runs on batteries (note, battery-operated girls don't count).

 

[Empty]

I would recommend a live unicorn.

 

[Dashing]

A big bag of some nice food and just munch it up together, the dude probably forgot to eat for at least 2 days. (I'm always very grateful when people bring me food)

 

[alexande]

My vote is for the blowjob. if he feels obligated to give a gift in return he can go down on you and everyone wins.