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I pick butt, you can’t fuck boobs.
opinions aren’t like assholes, you can’t stick your dick in an opinion-tucker max
 

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I pick butt, you can’t fuck boobs.
opinions aren’t like assholes, you can’t stick your dick in an opinion-tucker max
Well technically, you can get a boobjob. and youre technically fucking her tits then.
but I'm for team Butt.
 

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Boobs are pretty meh, but I'm really into butts.
 
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Boobs. But both are necessary.
 

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Butt.

"You can't fuck boobs..." y'all ever heard of "titty fucking"? Just saying.
 

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I'm pretty sure i like them to have both. Gotta have something to play with while ya take e'm from behind
 

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At long last. The query of queries hath been inquired. The question that stumped Socrates, perplexed Epicurus, and puzzled Immanuel Kant.

It took 102 pages for us to finally get to life's biggest question... what took so long?

And yet, whilst the question hath been put forth, the man did not have the common decency to refer to ½ of life's yin yang ☯ by it's proper honorific... the word is ASS, my friend.

y'all ever heard of "titty fucking"? Just saying.
Bassoon!! :eek: Aren't we frisky today haha.


*ahem*​

I would now like to take a moment to recite the words of a ballad I was once privy to be audience to, sung by a travelling bard spreading tales of legend hither and yon. This particular ballad concerned itself with the very question we are confronted with today... ass or tits, that is the question.

The ballad verily did go as thus......

Shake that ass and
Bounce them tits girl
Shake that ass and
Bounce them tits girl
Shake that ass and
Bounce them tits girl
Shake that ass and
Bounce them tits girl
Shake that ass and
Bounce them tits girl
Shake that ass and
Bounce them tits girl
Shake that ass and
Bounce them tits girl
Shake that ass and
Bounce them tits girl

 
 

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I prefer boobs although both parts are attractive. Stomach is more attractive than both of them to me, though.
 

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I'm very much a butt guy.
 

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As I stated once before in similar thread, armpits.
 

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Have never understood of the appeal of the bottom, I am completely blind to it.

Breasts are much more appetising, certainly better than wings and legs.

Moreover I prefer the heart, you'd be surprised to find that it tastes very nice.
 

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Butt, whoever whenever if you're thinking purely for pleasures and sight.
I do however obviously prefer them having b++, d is not necessary imo. Bigger than d is too big

In terms of relationships and love body is however only a mere 17%, face 23% (eyes<3) and personality? 60%
 
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