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My Clothes Are Also A Napkin!
Only the Good Die Young: How I Lived to be the Oldest Person in History
Dead and Berried: Memoirs of SoCal's #1 Fruit Waster
I'm Not Poor but Many of My Decisions Are


Most Things Don't Take That Long: A Guide for Chronic Overplanners
Know When to Fold 'Em: Making Peace with Your Clothes Pile
If You're Reading This You're Weak: Freeing Yourself From Self-Help Books


Perpendicular: The Art of Storing Books So You Can Continue Hoarding
Fewer Words, Greater Authority: Managing People With A Blank Stare (Alternate title: "Bitch Slap With Your Eyes")
Using Pinterest to Construct an Unlikely But Not Impossible Dream Life
Analyze This... and That: A Guide to Complexly Deconstructing EVERYTHING
When Do You Have To: Realistic Advice on When to Tie Your Shoes, Call People Back, and More!
Be the Meanest Mom Possible! (forward written by my kid)

General Nonfiction

Google Search Would Beat My Mom In A Game Show About Me (and Vice Versa)
Index to Total Daily Dosages for Most OTC drugs
One-Handed Activity Books for the Following Scenarios:
Cat Laying Across Your Arm In Order to Lick Your Pocket
Cat Insistent on Being Pet
Dog Insistent on Being Pet (much shorter)
Eating a Burrito
Reading an Actual Book That Maybe You're Bored Of
Using a Remote to Surf Sunday Morning T.V.
Phone Call from Boss 10 Minutes After Getting Home From Work
Phone Call from Lonely Friend/Relative
Texting Friend Who Never Solves Their Only (Yet Recurring) Problem​
Put It In "H": A Simpsons Quote for Every Occasion
Feet Aren't Delicious - this would actually be a reminder book that looks like an address book (look it up, youngsters!) but only tells you what topics you shouldn't bring up around certain people e.g. deceased parents, infertility, breakups (with applicable "expiration dates"), plastic surgeries, litigation, etc. so you don't accidentally mention them/that topic/make jokes.

Your turn :eek:ctopus:

1,258 Posts
1. Confessions of a capitalist carnivore

2. Work in the clothes you slept in!

3. Loving the boy not next door

4. When backed into a corner go through the wall

5. When everything you like about yourself is likely a result of issues (previously titled 'Building Character')

6. Balance: a guide from the world's fussiest nymphomaniac

7. When doing your best, plan anyway (it makes no difference, but it feels great!)

8. What to do when you wake up on a moving rock to the sound of tick-tock and feel awkward about it (see also: Loving the boy not next door)

9. Does the INTJ female eat her offspring? (and all your other stupid questions answered)

10. How to not kill anyone when interacting with the public (skip to chapter 12 if you're at the grocery store and find yourself already scanning for possible places to put a body)

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It would appear that this thread is probably "up-there" in terms of interest. Following the template:


Dealing with INTJ's: Are they always right?
Re-defining Social Interaction: Necessary or avoidable?
Observing the world: An insight into the bigger picture.
Illusions of Life and Time: What do we really perceive?


A complete compendium in efficiency: How to maximize efficiency in all your activities.
Using English Grammar properly, 3rd Volume.
In matters of principle and opinion; Standing like a rock.
Complete Anonymity: The length of which to go to hide your identity.

General non-fiction

(I am genuinely surprised this hasn't been mentioned as off yet) Sarcasm: The complete edition.

I will endevour to add more titles to this. This topic is genuinely a brilliant idea.

2,042 Posts
1. How to make the best of your sexsomnia

2. Pop, Drop & Troll

3. Do you look like a rapist too?

4. Meditations on Masturbation

5. Live like a Fart: 101 ways to be a suicide bomber

6. The Myth of Refractory Period ("We must imagine Stawker happy")

7. Finding Emo

8. How to be a pleasant misanthrope

9. Hairy Potter and The Overgrown Ass Hair

10. Life is just boneless Death

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* You're important! Diluting yourself that others analize every little detail of your behavior

* How to get nothing done in a day

* Don't give up: The art of staying up all night

* Memory techniques to remember random useless facts instead of important things

* You can do it: Annoying people with details during social interactions

* Learn today how to give too much importance to every decision

* Everything you need to know about pornography

* The art of being socially awkward

1,864 Posts
Can't Sleep, Won't Sleep, Must Sleep

When You And Trouble Come As a Package Deal

How To Detach Yourself From Your Anger

An Endless Chase of Cat And Mouse. When The Roles of Who Is Which Are Blurred Beyond Recognition

The Pain in the Ass Or The Art Of Picking Up On Unwritten Rules

For Your Own Silent And Destructive Crescendo - When You Are Constantly Trying To Shake Your Fate

When One Has To Always 'Consider How Your Words Might Affect Those Around You. Try Not To Dwell On The Negatives.'

Why Things Look Better From a Distance

For Adrenaline Addicts: The Blessing Which Does Miracles

"Nobody knows my name". The Art of Invisibility: How to Make People Blind to Your Depth

The More Directed Form of Nuclear Fall-Out Or The Side-Effect of Being Me. Intentionally and Unintentionally Running Behind

Do You Tell Jokes in The Same Way Wednesday Addams Tells Them? Why It Isn't Funny Until The Truth Spikes Your Eardrums

When Your Awkward Inner Turtle Isn't Going To Disappear. The Certainty of Going To Break a Record

The Highs and The Lows of Living with Overactive Imagination

The Methods I Employ: Why Illegal Is Always Faster

1,258 Posts
INTJ box set, complete with:

1. 101 ways to break it to them: I'm not socially awkward, I just don't like you!

2. Standards: why not make life harder for yourself?

3. Systems building: be lazy in the future, a guide for masterminds

4. Staying calm: Breathing exercises for when people speak (example; "truth is a personal value of mine", breathing in, "it doesn't need to be held by others", breathing out)

5. Diplomacy (formally titled 'Walking on Eggshells'): How to speak in Fe while thinking in Te

6. Love tactics: How to keep your feelings hidden while observing (or how to collect data without giving any)

7. It's not you, it's me: 1000 excuses for getting time alone, guilt and drama free

8. Master guide to contingency planning

9. How to never leave your house

10. INTJ holiday season survival guide

2,731 Posts
  1. If you think I'm nice, you haven't been on my bad side yet
  2. Why talk about my issues when I can pretend they don't exist?
  3. Leadership: I don't really want to be in charge, but everyone else is an idiot
  4. Is this party over yet? I've already befriended all the pets in the house and now I'm bored
  5. The people in my head are more interesting than you are, but I'm trying not to say that aloud
  6. Crushes and subtlety: How to make sure they'll never, ever know

MOTM Sept 2014
8,492 Posts
Self Help/Instructional:

What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger: How to Ignore Maladies Until They're Medical Emergencies

When Time Flies: How to Be (Almost) On Time For Work When You Keep Throwing Your Alarm Clock Out the Window

"No" - The Art of Being Obstinate

Keeping Things Platonic: How to Keep Male Suitors at Arm's Length by Talking Constantly About Plato

I Think It's Working: How to Appear Productive at the Office While Doing Absolutely Nothing

Out of Sight, Out of Mind: How to Ignore Overdue Bills by Pushing Them Through the Garburator


Is It Five O'Clock Yet?

When I Grow Up, I Want To Be _____: Confessions of a Grown Up Who Still Can't Fill in the Blank

What Did I Do Last Night? Nevermind, Don't Tell Me

TL;DR - Memoirs of a Long Winded Overthinker

11,170 Posts
major reads:
You Can't Touch This: how to keep the neighbourhood off your emotional lawn.
You Didn't See That: face-saving hints for klutzes.
Nothing Personal And I'd Like To Keep It That Way: pseudo-social skills for the introverted

box set:
Don't Say I Didn't Warn You: how to train the people in your life to take you seriously the first time you speak, so they never tempt you to say things like this.
Told You So: companion volume, if the first fails.

social observation:
White Knight, Blue Balls: self-explanatory. for heterosexual intj women, anyway.

Let's Hit It And See What Happens: take this quiz to see if you'd be good at QA.
Non-Kiersey Sarcasm Sorter: are you sarcastic, goth, or just passive-aggressive? find out!

ETA aaaaaaaandddd . . . honorary-intj status to the late great james thurber:


Is Sex Necessary?

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Inventor's Box Set:

Building a better Mousetrap: How to spend 10 Hours Designing and Building Something to Replace a Job that Takes 3 Seconds

Inventor's Guide to Hacking Non-standard Uses for Just about anything: 101 Ways to Confuse the Hardware Store Worker with your Next Invention!

101 Great Inventions that I Thought up only to Discover that they were already Invented

Help Wanted: 102 Great Ideas that I need an ENTJ to Implement or an ISTP to Build


Teaching Other People how to use Internet Search Functions (so they quit asking you the answers to every question)

Teach Other People how to Ask "The Right Question" a companion guide to "Teaching Other People how to use Internet Search Functions"

Idiot's Guide to Efficiency: Ways to Maximize Time for being Lazy.

Bathroom Book:
Lunchtime Conversations with my Coworkers

Delphic Seer
18,076 Posts

  • Grand Strategy in the 21st Century
  • Cosmo-Politics: Outer Space as Humankind’s Natural Lebensarum
  • Why AI will Inevitably Challenge Humans in a Bid for Global Hegemony
  • The International Political Economy of Coffee
  • Competitive Arena: The Myth of the Global Community
  • The Echoes of Tulipmania in Modern Financial Markets

  • The More Things Change the More They Remain the Same
  • Is War ‘The Father of All Things’? Conflict as a Catalyst of Civilizational Development


  • A Treatise on Anthropological Pessimism
  • Machiavelli as the Ultimate Humanist: The Universal and Timeless Pursuit of Power, Prosperity and Prestige
  • Reality as a Combination between a Clockwork Device and a Chessboard
  • Sith Virtue: How the Dark Side can Make You a Better and Stronger Person


  • The Esoteric Background of Vampire Lore
  • The Left-Hand Path: The Journey towards Enlightenment goes through Darkness
  • Empowerment and Transcendence in Heretic Schools of Kabbalah

General Interest

  • How to Read Food and Beverages? Gastronomy as a Reflection of Politics, Geography, History, Economics and Culture.
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